Things That Annoy You (V. 69)

[•Roygbiv•]

My parents are forcing me to be friends with this girl in my neighborhood. Look, I know she's new, but that's not how people make friends.

[the weeknd]

People that brag.

[tinygeck]

Okay, hair dye, your bottle said you were PURPLE! Why are you blue? Eh I'm fine with it, it's TARDIS blue so I guess I could consider it better than just regular blue.

Hmm.... This annoyed me but at the same time made me happy.

[Incarna]

Paper jams. Especially when you're trying to get something done.

[vetica]

How can some people honestly want eggrot back on FR?

Say my internet cuts out for a few days due to bad weather, or there's a family emergency and I can't get on, or any number of things that can prevent a person from being glued to the internet. If things have gone crap enough in my real life, or even if I just don't feel like playing for a bit, why should I be reprimanded in my virtual one? It's a silly game about colorful dragons. The stress level of it should fit accordingly. I hate feeling forced to play a game, because if I don't, I'm penalized. That's rubbish, and from experience, only diminishes the userbase.

[ForClementine]

when people interrupt me

[Jubee]

i have a crush :'(

[sanctuary;]

shennanigan.
my mum is really sick with a cold and super nasty but she's insisting that we keep our appointment at the doctors.
eurrghhhh i do not want to have a taxi ride with you coughing and sneezing and sniffling the whole way. eughhhhhhghghghghghhhh. do the considerate thing for us, the taxi driver, and all the people in the doctors office. please just reschedule.

[tawnypelt3]

Why is my entire family so passive-aggressive? I can't do anything without someone making jabs at me for no reason.

And for your information, Oma, that plant is not dead. It's a dang bulb. So get off my ass.
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Welp.

What the hell is wrong with you, Ro? You are the most worthless, moronic, slow-ass bot in the world. You get "stuck" on top of a railing on a ramp, and since you are always lagging behind the rest of us and teleporting when you get too far behind, I figured I'd just keep going and you'd port just fine. NOPE. The one time I actually want you to port, and you don't. And you were dang miles away. I hunkered in the saferoom with the others for, like, HOURS, waiting for you to port, and you never dang did. I actually searched on Google the console commands for teleporting players and, if it came to it, killing players.

But since I loaded the custom campaign the regular way rather than through the console, I couldn't even unlock cheats in order to dang port/kill you! I had to kill about ten million zombies just to get the saferoom door open, then I had to wade through a sea of infected just to get back to you, miles away and 4 floors up, and of course since we'd already been in the saferoom the other bots sure as hell weren't about to leave until I reached you, at which point they neatly ported to me like YOU should have.

And the worst thing is I'd already used a first aid kit, so I basically wasted one having to go back to save your ass since I couldn't KILL YOU.

And then you STILL wouldn't move, so I decided, desperate times call for desperate measures. I pulled out my molotov and threw.

I figured you would die in a fire. What I didn't expect was for you to UNSTICK YOURSELF.

FUISEBUHYRBGTKHJNIL.

Then we waded through the sea of zombies to get to the saferoom. Again.

Sadly, that wasn't the finale map. That came next.

Coach got stuck on a witch (idiot), and somehow that gave him the wits necessary to crown her. Then you, Ro, got cornered by a Tank (dumbass), and incapped. I picked you up, healed you, and we got to that "elevator shaft" or whatever that huge tower thing is supposed to be. I think it's terribly unrealistic, but whatever. You abandoned Nick, which I would gladly have murdered you over had I not needed you to pick up Coach while I picked up Nick (which you didn't even do, because you're so very, very stupid), but then somehow Nick died....... ;-; ..... And Coach kept getting incapped because you weren't helping him, and I got Jockeyed right next to you but you didn't care enough to help me, you didn't even pull me up when I fell off the side of that steel girder. Coach did, after I'd finally gotten him up and stuffed the pills in his hand.

So there's me: no medkit, no pills, running low on M-16 ammo but still got my katana. Coach is about dead, Nick is already dead, and you are gleefully ignoring everything around you. Bots never pick up melees so I'm the only one able to get through the hordes relatively easily (haha, "easily"), so you and Coach fall behind. Coach goes down, but you ignore him and just stand there an let the infected hit you. Three Tanks have spawned by this point; the first one took Nick out and incapped Coach, and the other two have split up, one for me and one for you. It seems you can't quite ignore a Tank bashing your flimsy human body in, so you kill it without being incapped. I just maneuver around my Tank; that elevator tower thing has all those girders and bars and levels and Tanks aren't exactly smart. I would have laughed when it fell a few stories, except it didn't seem to do any damage to the beefy thing. Didn't even slow it down. That's Tanks for ya.

So in the end, Ro, you just stood there, miles away, not porting to me, and totally ignoring Coach's dying screams of agony. And I made it to the chopper with the ass pilot. Alone.

I think I hate you, Ro.

[jules9009]

Okay, so..
I like this guy. But I barely met him. Its just... Everything about him.
His eyes.
His smile.
The way he laughs if you do something embarrassing instead of saying something mean.
But he just had a bad break up.
And he loved the girl.
And, apparently, still does.
So I can't just say my feelings..
I can't get in the way of who he loves.
I just hate the emotion of love sometimes.