Things That Amuse You - Version 11

[Small Child]

He gets all da girls.
My fish brings all the seals to the yard and they're like
...
I don't know how to rhyme.

[tawnypelt3]

Cat is so forceful when he wants love. It's as annoying as it is cute. He just won't say no.
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A friend went to a late Christmas party a few days ago, at a bar. She brought back some things. She gave me a T-shirt and two lip balms.

Do you want to know what was on the T-shirt?

Bacon.

It may be an ugly powder blue color, but perhaps the fact that there are three strips of BACON on it are more than enough to make up for it.

This is how you know you've got a true friend. They bring you bacon shirts.
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Every time I see someone else who likes Assassin's Creed of L4D2 or anything else I have true love for, I just melt inside. And I don't mean like luscious chocolate melty like you see on commercials for Twix and whatever. I mean nasty, slimy, clings-to-you-when-you-walk-through-it melty, 'cause that's how lonely I am when it comes to having friends with basically the same interests as me. But this isn't supposed to be sad and pathetic. It's supposed to be happy 'cause I love AC and L4D2 and whatever other things I've seen and I'm just glad to know that other people like those things too, even though I just don't have the time to hold long conversations about those things.

Okay, that's only one reason. I'm also sorta socially stunted and find it hard to begin and/or hold conversations like that... I'm just like one of those insane mountain hermits who have gone so long without human contact that, in the eyes of their sudden visitor/s, they're just plain crazy nutso bonkers......

Something else that I forgot. Hopefully this'll jog my memory.

[Hellagia]

Kate Becket on tv: who did you call?
Me: GHOSTBUSTERS
Kate: who did you call?
Me: GHOSTBUSTERS
Kate: answer the question!
Me: GHOSTBUSTERSSSSS
Kate: I need a name!
Me: GHOSTBUSTERSSSSSSSSSS

[luxray;]

Ohhhhh this local restaurant in my town is so good. They have the best soup, cuz its split pea soup with bacon bits in it. Ooooooh its good, I want to work therenand bring some home every night xD

[P o m]

Matt Smith is just so freaking adorable and loveable and I want to just hug him ok.
He is just so loveable.
How can you not just love him.
If I could just hug him my life would be complete.

[Hellagia]

Oh oh oh oh documentary on Mega flares.
Sadly I have seen enough of this series I can recognize their recycled Supernova animation. XD
Please please speak about blackholes too.
<3
PS: I STILL WANT THAT BLACKHOLE DOCU. *pokepokepokepokepoke TV* Show it show it show eeeet.


ETA:
"A new blackhole is born every day"
OMG YOU ARE KIDDING ME I JUST ALMOST EXPLODED WITH GLEE OMG.
(.. yea, don't ask why that makes me happy, it will be a lot of mathematical gibberish.)

[Amy43]

So, my mum and I are looking into adopting a dog.
Well, I've got my heart set on one, and I'm determined to at least try to work with her, to determine whether or not she'd be the dog for us.

My mum heard some not to good things about her, and was thinking that she might not be the dog we want, as Koda is unresponsive to most interaction, doesn't usually get along well with other dogs, was a potentially once upon a time a guard dog, and has issues with chasing cars.

I looked at the pros and cons, and I see a lot of pluses for the proper housing area, as we're rather secluded.

My mum decided that she was scared of Koda, but I decided that, no, we aren't just gonna walk away, because I seen something in Koda. Well, today, my dad and I went [as my mum didn't want to, and my dad is borrowing my grandparent's car for the week] to the adoption centre [My third time]. We found out some more information on Koda, and my dad agreed with my, along with Koda's trainer, that Koda needed time. Not just to get used to people, but to understand what attention and love was, because she'd never been in a home that had given her the love and attention that all dogs need.

Today, she was more interested in us, and remembered me. She gave me her paw, jumped up and sniffed at us, and was pretty interested in general. Usually, she just barks and stares at cars, but not today. Ah, what a lovely gift; patience and time is. Not to mention the part that my mum thought that Koda was mean, and scared of people. Heh, very, very wrong. She's nothing but a misunderstood dog that just needed some time. Exactly my argument towards what the rest of my family was saying.

And now, I'm bent on trying to help this dog. I've got the patience, and now, finally, the support of both parents, and probably a good friend [vet, animal specialist].

FINALLY. I HAVE SUCEEDED.
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

Here's a picture of Koda; she's a German Shepherd mix:

Oh, that's awesome!

[tawnypelt3]

The roleplaying and the dedication to roleplaying in this is Extremely. dang. Intense.

I actually wanna tear up a little. I'm not even lying. Only the humor stopped me from getting all emotional about it, 'cause if you really let yourself get pulled into the emotional and psychological effects of an actual (zombie) apocalypse, it really is one of the most intense situations you can possibly get into. Personal windfalls mean nothing, natural disasters are nothing, nothing means anything in comparison to seeing what is definitely and undoubtedly the end of the world as we all know it.

And that's what makes this video not only hilarious, but also seriously deep. Unintentionally, even!

[Amy43]

The roleplaying and the dedication to roleplaying in this is Extremely. dang. Intense.

I actually wanna tear up a little. I'm not even lying. Only the humor stopped me from getting all emotional about it, 'cause if you really let yourself get pulled into the emotional and psychological effects of an actual (zombie) apocalypse, it really is one of the most intense situations you can possibly get into. Personal windfalls mean nothing, natural disasters are nothing, nothing means anything in comparison to seeing what is definitely and undoubtedly the end of the world as we all know it.

And that's what makes this video not only hilarious, but also seriously deep. Unintentionally, even!

Oh my gosh, I love your pet bacon!!

[Small Child]

So I'm living with a little ghost girl. She throws stuff at everyone else but she whispers good night to me. Wut.