Things That Amuse You - Version 11

[Hellagia]

My Mac-o-philiac uncle (who btw has earned that title by ignoring me for eight years because I prefer windows over his oh-so-precious Macintosh) was robbed and his laptop stolen. No that is not amusing.
My friend's reply upon learning this was.
"It was a Mac Attack!!"
"I bet he wishes people didn't like Mac now"
Oh how terrible I am for enjoying these jokes at his expense. (Hard for me to feel sympathy though when he essentially disowned any relation to me because of my choice in OS)

[Fork]

they see us rollin'
dey waitin
dey patrollin'
tryin to catch us eatin kirby

EDit:

>be me
>be about 15 or 16
>be on the computer
>suddenly get a text
>"i'm waiting for you, come to our room"
>don't know who that is, been inside for about 4 days without going outside and without human contact
>goes to room anyway
>killer waiting with knife
>knife battle for about a couple minutes
>gets thrown out window
>stumbles back to feet
>glass everywhere
>jeans ripped, skin was showing
>hot night, wind was blowing
>where you think you're going, BABY

[Losers With Wifi]

[xXIgnisXx]

I feel achieving today! I got myself a BVB album...and an MCR album from HMV ^_^

[-Vulpes Inculta-]

It anuses me when I start a big literate roleplay, and then like a thousand illiterate roleplayers come on trying to be the Alpha males mate.

[tigerdrottningen]

It anuses me when I start a big literate roleplay, and then like a thousand illiterate roleplayers come on trying to be the Alpha males mate.

I really don't know why it's funny but it is cx

[BigGayDisaster]

I'm the only HomeStuck in my town

[TenMomentsTill]

When you start a 1X1 rp and your roleplay style is different than the other person's. She writes at about 2 sentences each time and formats it like a play script. I write a good 3-6 sentences each time and format it like a book. XD Oh, dear.

[Fork]

It anuses me when I start a big literate roleplay, and then like a thousand illiterate roleplayers come on trying to be the Alpha males mate.

you wrote anuses instead of amuses

that amuses me

[softpaw]

ive been watching game grumps for like an hour now and i dont think ive laughed this hard in a long time omg