Things That Amuse You - Version 11

[monty]

k guys
true test to see if the guy i like likes me back
i'm wearing this shirt
i'm calling this 'operation crush' bc i'm rly corny like that

[Fork]

why is math so hard?

like this, all the questions are like "If jimmy has 4 dollars and walks nine miles to the store, how many human souls can he sell if he gives a cookie to a homeless child on the tip of the evergreen mountain." but then when you get it wrong the teacher is all like "You guys are not living to your full potential, it's obvious that the answer is relevant to the amount of stillborn giraffes born in the west part of costa rica while young children skin baby elephants."

[ଳ omori ଳ]

aaaaaagh

Everyone singing Blurred Lines at that disco

FUNFUNFUN

[Koschei]

cumberbatch yourself with the orange.
i cannot.

[starry palms]

sprints to room after school
kicks door open
rips school uniform off
aggressively dresses self in pyjamas
punches lights off
launches laptop at bed
throws self under covers
slams youtube into browser
chills

[tatsuya suou]

We had an... interesting conversation in Art today.
Lewis; What is your drug of choice?
Me; WTH. That's the most relevant thing to Hundertwasser ever.
Lewis; He probably was on drugs, considering his paintings.
Me; Tipex FTW

I spilt an entire Tippex pen over the table in English once x3
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Today in French, our teacher put on a bunch of Christmas songs.

Me; I ship myself with Pikachu.
Friend; I ship myself with Hope.
Me; I ship you with Squirtle.

Me; All I want for Christmas is Pikachu.
Friend; *facepalm*
Me; I want a Pikachu onesie.

And then she threw sugar frosting from the cake Miss gave us all over my face.
FUN.

Flaring Dragon Roar has one; I have a Pikachu hat :3
We wore it in public once. THE LOOKS WE WERE GETTING.

Beyblade tournament in the Youth Club. This is hilarious :3
Lewis seems to believe that if you pelt them at somebody you can get interesting mug shots. HELL YEAH.

[Losers With Wifi]

They're finally playing Gideon Rises again. Best episode ever.

[luxray;]

Science teacher: Okay, if you want to cook something over an alcohol burner, go ahead and bring it tomorrow.

Guy in my class: Can we make some Crystal Meth and re-enact Breaking Bad?
Oh god xD

[Nitro Indigo]

I don't particularly like Doge but:

[Decim]

I don't particularly like Doge but:

Doge intensifies.

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My brother is so happy because he beat one of the nintendo's staff time trials on Mario Kart wii