Things That Amuse You - Version 11

[Free Shade]

I was scrolling through this thread and was giggling about all the excitement about the 18th (which is also my moms b-day so it's twice as exciting for me) and i went to a different thread and saw this picture in someones siggy. I just HAD to post it here. It made me laugh!

[monty]

only four and a half hours until i get my ur tiger. Yes i am going to get an ur tiger. maybe i will get a double of it. wow.

don'tcareaboutchristmasI'vebeenwaitingallyearforthe18thdecember-

this is so true.
so true.

watch we're all going to get uncommons.

[weegeestar5]

only four and a half hours until i get my ur tiger. Yes i am going to get an ur tiger. maybe i will get a double of it. wow.

don'tcareaboutchristmasI'vebeenwaitingallyearforthe18thdecember-

this is so true.
so true.

watch we're all going to get uncommons.

don't ruin our fantasies

[also, scratch what I said earlier about asking for when it'll come out, I'll definitely be able to get the gift, I realised xD]

[Koschei]

Since we had a supply in Geography yesterday when the twerking builder incident occurred, our regular teacher had no idea what we were talking about.

Teacher; So what were the builders doing?
Me; Twerking.
Teacher; What's that?
Friend; Um...anyone care to demonstrate?
Class; *no..?*
Teacher; I'll have to look it up then.
Me; No...don't do that.
Teacher; Right, now we're going to watch a video-
Random guy; On twerking!
Teacher; No, not on twerking.
~
Me and my friends seriously had nothing better to do today than chuck this cookie on the ground, hide behind the cars and dash out to squirt the seagulls with orange juice. I got one of my friends twice by accident.

[weegeestar5]

Since we had a supply in Geography yesterday when the twerking builder incident occurred, our regular teacher had no idea what we were talking about.

Teacher; So what were the builders doing?
Me; Twerking.
Teacher; What's that?
Friend; Um...anyone care to demonstrate?
Class; *no..?*
Teacher; I'll have to look it up then.
Me; No...don't do that.
Teacher; Right, now we're going to watch a video-
Random guy; On twerking!
Teacher; No, not on twerking.

I'm laughing so hard that's brilliant omg

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i cannot get this french song out of my head??
[to the tune of jingle bells]
vIVE LE VENT,
VIVE LE VENT,
VIVE LE VENT D'HIVER

the worst part?
I can't even remember all of it only that part
yet this amuses me xD

[widowed]

My best friend likes a band I like. A miracle just happened.
she called it some weird pyhsco name, and I wanted to slap her
forgot why we were best friends
so we just slow motion ran towards each other forgetting to jump
and jump on each other's faces while making weird dinosaur sounds
:'D

[Sergeant Nuggeht]

Oh, wait! It's the 18th tomorrow!

I literally thought it was still the 13th or something owo

Tomorrow?!
The 18th is today, bro.
Lol, time differences.

[Jailor]

[Caffeinated Fox]

lol.. Basically sums up the whole show.

[Bilbo Baggins.]

Today in Humanities History we were talking about the Allegory of the Cave and we got into a 90-minute discussion about alternate realities and The Matrix and government conspiracies. We got absolutely nowhere with what we were supposed to but my teacher said that she thinks our class should write a book together because we have by far the best discussions out of all of her classes. The entire conversation was just the most entertaining thing that happened all day