Things That Amuse You - Version 11

[Small Child]

Tried again with a new book. 'The ghosts will have to wait'.
Someone,
Halp.

[ଳ omori ଳ]

"And we've got ten chickens and a cockerel, not to mention Rubbish and a Tortoise."

[Small Child]

I'm going to get a few books and read you all my love story okay?
'He pulled the handle and the cop stood back so he could swing the door open'
'A groan went up from the room'
'Ring Dings, Mallomars, Twinkies- she's hidden them all over her room'
'She smiled at the prince with a happy heart'

I'm going to end up far and in a cop station!

[pancreas]

open a book on the seventeenth page. the first full sentence describes your love life.
philip pullmann - the amber spyglass "there was nothing there to see."

cough. true.

(the catcher in the rye)
"i'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life."

hmM

[hasu]

"i felt that it was soon going to get exciting."
yosh.

[Small Child]

"i felt that it was soon going to get exciting."
yosh.

Damn it, why do you get to have a cool love life? I end up with Mallomars in my pillow and a prince, who I suspect would be a cop in disguise.

[Here The Fαιяʏ Fℓιɛƨ]

open a book on the seventeenth page. the first full sentence describes your love life.
philip pullmann - the amber spyglass "there was nothing there to see."

cough. true.

"The full moon was up".
From Mattimeo by Brian Jacques.

[ଳ omori ଳ]

"On the patio, members enjoyed their lunching the warm sunshine of a beautiful summers day"

|D

[Koschei]

My maths homework now reads as follows;

Le Homework

It is certain that it will be the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who on the 23rd November 2013.

It is very likely that I will watch it. And then again. And then fangirl over it on Tumblr.

It is likely that I will cry during it. Very loudly.

There is a 50/50 chance that I will yell at a Directioner for holding 'One Direction' day on the day of the 50th.

It is unlikely they will win the argument.

It is very unlikely that my TARDIS hoodie will arrive tomorrow, as it is coming from Israel for some reason.

It is impossible that I will stop turning my homework into fandom references.

[ଳ omori ଳ]

My maths homework now reads as follows;

Le Homework

It is certain that it will be the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who on the 23rd November 2013.

It is very likely that I will watch it. And then again. And then fangirl over it on Tumblr.

It is likely that I will cry during it. Very loudly.

There is a 50/50 chance that I will yell at a Directioner for holding 'One Direction' day on the day of the 50th.

It is unlikely they will win the argument.

It is very unlikely that my TARDIS hoodie will arrive tomorrow, as it is coming from Israel for some reason.

It is impossible that I will stop turning my homework into fandom references.

Is this true

Please be true

Pleeeease