Things That Amuse You - Version 11

[TenMomentsTill]

Water fountains can make slush if it gets cold enough, learned that this morning.

[runnershigh]

apparently avocadoes grow on trees.
...
i have been misinformed my whole life.
my childhood is ruined.

~

my mother called me an idiot yesterday.
it was hysterical.

~

another thing that ruined my childhood.
i found out that it is 'kit and caboodle'.
not 'kitten caboodle'.
whyyyyy
...
and then my brother said that he thought it was 'kitten doodle'.
'kitten doodle'.
KITTEN DOODLE.
KITTEN NOODLE.
KITTEN SHTRUDEL.
:D

[Guest]

My dad showed my sister and I "What Does the Fox Say" and was singing it for a little while. xD

[jiko089]

The internet was down yesterday and when I logged on today it seemed like I missed like a year.

[pereyra]

This math problem on my little cousin's homework;

Jacob has 5 bottles in one hand and 7 in the other. What does he have?

He has a drinking problem. That's what Jacob has.

Another math problem of hers referenced the price of a gallon jug of milk in Canada.
Silly math people.
Canadians buy their milk in bags...

[Liliette]

beautifully sad

[{Inked Hearts}]

This:

The internet is much like ancient Egypt.People worshiping cats and writing on walls.

[millennium.]

I GOT POKEMON X TODAY

[Wild.One]

When you whisper something to someone and most of the other people in the room think its about them when its about none of them. It's quite funny really.

[charmens]

I GOT POKEMON X TODAY

soo every one knows about the new mewtwo right?

what about the Y version? XD
its a fighting psychic type