Things That Amuse You - Version 11

[windows98]

Family? Gone out to the store.
House? Clean.
School? I'll worry about it later.
Me? Blasting Daft Punk at the loudest volume so that the windows are throbbing, and eating my Chinese.
Life is awesome.
XD

Yesssss that sounds aweseome

[pereyra]

*tells boyfriend I'm sick so I don't have to go to school*
*Boyfriend doesn't figure out I was faking it*
#Winning

[Koschei]

That awkward moment when today is the day your Head of Year decides to talk to all of you about how the fields are out-of-bounds during autumn and winter because of the mud. And you're sitting there trying to cover up your muddy trousers and shoes, looking very guilty. Like the time he decided to talk to us about rolling down the hill.

"I can see some of us have been doing so"
*glares at me and my friend*

We were both very muddy. There's a difference between rolling down the hill and jumping down it, but the results are the same.
~
Kid on the bus; I impersonated Rihanna on *social networking site*.
Me; How'd that work out?
Kid on bus; ...I don't think anyone believed me.
Friend; Waaay.
Friend1; That's his favourite thing to say at the moment.
Kid on bus; I'm now called 'SlowMoHobo'.
Friend; Whaaat.

[windows98]

I just realized how much Sodium's hair looks like Jaina Proudmoore's

Now I can kinda see her playing WoW xD Maybe she would convince Bromine to play with her or something. That would be funny. I should write about that.

Sodium Bromide is so my new OTP. No more Silver Bromide or Sodium Chloride. Sodium and Bromine are like a match made in heaven.

Roosters lay eggs

No, first grade me, they don't.

[Decim]

I asked my mum to get me some candy floss and some ramen from the shops and she came home with ramen, J20, mozzarella, water melon and a Japanese snack.
How is all that candy floss xD

[Fork]

i realized how many people probably put me on their foes list.
probably like 20
i only have one.

[i-m-snek]

The term 'ruffle your feathers' because it is adorable when birds do that and I can't take it seriously XD

[las vegas]

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i realized how many people probably put me on their foes list.
probably like 20
i only have one.

fff why would anyone foe you? you're like, the best person on earth

[synthwave]

i realized how many people probably put me on their foes list.
probably like 20
i only have one.

fff why would anyone foe you? you're like, the best person on earth

I second that statement.

[Pear]

The term 'ruffle your feathers' because it is adorable when birds do that and I can't take it seriously XD

Yess! xD I love it when my birds do that...also I always start cooing over them and then they stop and look at me funny..