Things that amuse you-Thread 10

[river1999]

Alright, who the heck drew "I Ship Larry Stylinson" all over my gosh darn arm in blue sharpie.
Oh.
Wait.
That was me.
cx

[Nemraeg Taog]

I found chocolate in my eyebrow. lolwut?

[Sergeant Nuggeht]

What's more disturbing? That fact that a 21 year old man is wearing make up or the face he just pulled.

[i-m-snek]

I love it when people thank me in German I may not know the language but I am 78% German and I love German words :3 My maiden name was German and it meant 'butcher' XD

[viviyan]

I just did the stupidest thing I have ever done.
I was craving Vegemite today at school, and I just went to the cupboard, found a jar of Vegemite, opened it, dipped my finger in it and got a whole bunch on my finger and stuck it in my mouth.
That stuff is so strong darn it! It took AGES to get rid of the taste xD I can still taste it!
Well.
That certainly got rid of my Vegemite craving.

(yes, this is the right thread x3)

[crazy cranky critter]

My friend got some skateboarding game on their mac and it is so stupid and funny I don't even know...

[Kodabomb]

*dad is in my room silently helping with homework*
Me: Maths is retarded. >_>
Dad: No, Maths is everything.
Me: *absently starts drawing circle*
Dad: You would not be able to draw that circle withou Maths.
Me: Yes I would. With a pencil and this art book.
Dad: How about on the computer?
Me: With a mouse and the computer. Duh.
Dad: What if I cut off your hands and feet? How would you tell the computer to draw that circle?
Me: I would tell it to draw the freaking circle.
Dad: What about with your mind?
Me: I would tell it to draw the freaking circle.
Dad: Pff.
Me: Then I would tip hot coffee on its keyboard and break it.
Dad: *continues Maths*
Me: Do you know what's really depressing? That computer has no keyboard. Actually, I would laugh. HA, THAT COMPUTER HAS NO KEYBOARD! HAHAHAHAAA

[orpheus.]

;u;

That's the best catwalk I've ever seen.

why isn't he wearing pants? .u.

[Oswald.]

;u;

That's the best catwalk I've ever seen.

why isn't he wearing pants? .u.

^this is legendary.

Also, this blog http://whatareyouwearingmattsmith.tumblr.com/

[tawnypelt3]

@Snail: I was wondering that when it was first posted a few pages ago. And no one's asked that before? XD



Hamster struggling with a spaghetti noodle.

Ooooh, Photoshop battles~