Things that amuse you-Thread 10

[CodeOtter]

i've got a vocaloid concert blasting on full speakers and my parents aren't doing anything about it aCCOMPLISHMENT

I wish i could blare JUST music that ain't their music around this apartment when my grandma and her friend are around, they always tell me to turn the 'crap' off or put in head-phones. And then i get back by singing the songs and usually its in Japanese X'D

[Saren]

i plan on changing my username, avatar and siggy at once
so no one will know who i am when i post on stuff

[another eternity]

I WANT A PET FOX SO BAD.

Fennec foxes though <3

[ElementalInsanity]

hoLY hell
So Rise of the Guardians just started on my TV and I'm literally so happy right now omg. this was the one thing able to make me go from depressed to happy as hell.
I'm 'not allowed to watch this' or something cuz santa's in it or idk¿¿¿
but guiisisee.
i finally get to watch this asadghsjgk.

[tawnypelt3]

There is a hawk in my front yard, eating a bird.

Gross

but

awesome.

[Ara.]

[CORPUS]

Yesterday I was watering flowers, two teens were riding on something looking like bicycles but are not.

I kept my head down.
Ho boy
They were yelling and stuff,

gladly they didnt yell at me.


I almost burst out laughing though. It was so awkward :c

[CodeOtter]

I was grumpy ask heck when i got woke up, but guess what? Simple hetalia made me seem to have eaten a rainbow X'D

[CORPUS]

This gif.

What is air?

[Jailor]

User: I just found out where Justin Bieber lives.

Cleverbot: You just found what?

User: Now he's no more.

Cleverbot: Yes he lives still.

User: Exterminate!

Cleverbot: No. Chuck Norris cannot die.

User: You will identify.

Cleverbot: Yes I will.

User: I am a Dalek.

Cleverbot: What is a Dalek?

User: I will Exterminate you.

Cleverbot: What does tardis stand for?

User: Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

Cleverbot: Do you know the Doctor?

User: Yes. I will Exterminate him.

Cleverbot: I don't have cheese.

User: You will be EXTERMINATED!

Cleverbot: The Daleks will be victorious!

User: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Cleverbot: Exterminate!

User: Daleks are superior!

Cleverbot: Exterminate!!

User: Exterminate!!!

Cleverbot: Exterminate!!!!!!!

User: Exterminate!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Exterminate!!!!!

User: Exterminate!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Exterminate exterminate exterminate!

User: Extermine exterminate exterminate exterminate!

Cleverbot: Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate.

User: Extermine exterminate exterminate exterminate!

Cleverbot: And even though we are the same, why don't you hop into my ship.

User: Exterminate!

Cleverbot: No. Chuck Norris cannot die.

User: EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR!!!!

Cleverbot: Exterminate! Exterminate!

User: Exterminate!!! Exterminate!!! Exterminate!!!

Cleverbot: Exterminate!!!

User: Exterminate!!!!!

Cleverbot: Exterminate.

User: Yes. We will exterminate together.

Cleverbot: He is on Gallifrey!

User: Let's go and exterminate the Doctor!

Cleverbot: The sun?

User: No, the Doctor!

Cleverbot: Yup, just The Doctor.

User: Are you the Doctor?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.

Cleverbot: Exterminate !!!!!!

User: YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You will be Upgraded, Delete!

User: Exterminate the Cyber Men!

Cleverbot: Exterminate!!

User: Daleks are Superior to Cyber-Men!

Cleverbot: You must be upgraded.

User: You will be EXTERMINATED!

Cleverbot: Boop.

User: *throws gate at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a dog at you*.

User: *throws a cat at you*.

Cleverbot: *Throws CatDog at you*.

User: *throws a mouse at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a cookie at you*.

User: *throws the Doctor at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws syringes at you*.

User: *throws the Master at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws the console at you*.

User: *throws Cleverbot at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws the sun at you*.

User: *throws a Weeping Angel at you*.

Cleverbot: *Throws Chuck Norris at you.

User: *throws me at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws you at me*.

User: *throws a Time Lord at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a lion at you*.

User: *throws a Time Lord at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws two universes at you*.

User: *throws Gallifrey at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws you at you*.

User: *throws me at you again*.

Cleverbot: *throws feathers at you*.

User: *throws a keyboard at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a wedding ring at you*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: What's it called when a black hole explodes?

User: *throws a mailbox at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws doc who at you*.

User: *throws a Dalek at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a lion at you*.

User: *throws a space at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a whale at you*.

User: *throws the world at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws The Situation at you*.

User: *DIES*.

Cleverbot: *burns body like a boss*.