Things that amuse you-Thread 10

[Small Child]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES
ARE YOU SURE THEY’RE NOT PEDOPHILES
OFF THE INTERNET YOUNG LADY"

I spat out my pizza :c

[viviyan]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES
ARE YOU SURE THEY’RE NOT PEDOPHILES
OFF THE INTERNET YOUNG LADY"

*dies* gotta love them cockatoos.
But try having a pint-sized rainbow-coloured parrot running around on your head barking, laughing, meowing and beeping! I've been through that... Many times... So funny xD

[Small Child]

America; You have a rainbow lorikeet? JEALOUS!

[viviyan]

America; You have a rainbow lorikeet? JEALOUS!

Yep x3 he's pretty nutso though. He imitates EVERYTHING from my brother crying to the garage opening... But I even taught him to play dead!
He's pretty cool, though he doesn't like it when I have to do my homework...

Ok so now i've had a duckling who was obsessed with technology and a parrot who plays dead.
My life is weird.

[Decim]

My cat bit me so I said to her;
"You know, cat, I could kill you in a heartbeat."
-Glares at cat-
"But I'm not going to, because then who would amuse me in the middle of the night when I have no internet?"

My brain does not function properly when I haven't been to sleep.

[viviyan]

Autocorrect just changed 'goodnight' into 'food fight'.
I don't even...

And cleverbot is nuts.
That is all I can say.

Edit:
autocorrect did it AGAIN. Stop changing 'goodnight' into 'food fight' or 'good Iggy'! seriously xD

[hasu]

this this this
i am not sure if it should go to the snk or the free! fanclub.

[Decim]

^Their faces xD


Hm.
My dad is making lunch for himself and my younger brother.
I wonder if he will make me anything. I doubt it though o3o

[Sabu]

I got a birthday gift from my best friend Gei
♥

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[viviyan]

I just went from nearly crying to laughing my butt off.
How does that work? XD
But seriously, this one recurring joke from this game kills me every time x3