Well, that was confusing.
Mom: Come on {my dad's name}, let's go to the store.
Dad: Okay, hold on.
Mom: I feel like I'm getting sick again.*
Dad: Mm...okay.
Mom: {as if nobody heard her} I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING SICK AGAIN
-silence-
Dad: I don't have my keys, come lock the door.
Me: Okay! /walks over to door/
Dad: /locks door/
Okay, what the heck? xD
{*Every week she pretends she's sick, and I know she's lying, she's just trying to get out of doing stuff that she always does, then she yells at my dad and I for not doing her stuff while she was "sick".}