Things That Amuse You - Thread 9

[Kisiel]

I just died a little inside.

[tawnypelt3]

There is a vole loose in my house.

He's been here since this morning, at the latest. He could have been here longer.

I am extremely surprised my cats haven't caught him.

He ran into my family room.

And while I'm staring under the desk with my flashlight and a yard stick in my hand, my mother is right next to me, somehow continuously blocking my vision with the butter tub we have to catch the little demon with, despite my yelling at her to "move the freaking tub!" and the whole time she's just laughing like hell. She says he's not just going to jump towards us, but then he does when I prod him with the stick, and she somehow misses catching the freaking thing, and then I just have to comment about his "Come at me, bro!" attitude, and then she has to pee because she's laughing so hard (despite not knowing the meme reference).

And she starts talking to me in this really, really deep voice because she's still fighting the laughter, so I tell her she sounds like a basketball player, which just makes her laugh harder, and then she starts snorting and wheezing in this teeny tiny voice, because she sounds stupid when she laughs really hard, which makes me laugh hard, because she just sounds so stupid. And somehow she imagines up this image of me whacking the vole to death with my stick? Because I'm scared of him with his "Come at me, bro!" attitude, even though I'm not?

And of course I just CANNOT pass up the chance to make a reference to "Whack-A-Mole" and she practically dies laughing.

And by then the vole has slipped past us (thanks to my mother's regrettable lack of skills with a butter tub) and gone behind the fridge, so we migrate over there and move the fridge around and find some vole poop, the whole time continuing my sharp witticisms. And my mother is holding her legs together tightly, fighting the laughter, but it's clear she has to pee again, because I am just such a comedian.

And now the vole is MIA.

The whole thing is just so funny. X)

[another eternity]

This is great.
Please no one bother me about "not all Christians are like that." I know. Just trying to post a funny pic, that's all.

It's said how true this is, but amusing at the same time.
I'm friends with a Satanist and she's the sweetest thing ever.
Yes I know, not all Christians are like that but still.

[Wicked Witch]

OMG just heard the original Broadway musical recording of "It's The Hard Knock Life" and I just fell in love with a musical I haven't liked since I was 9.

[Tanetane]

"I don't like cupcakes"

Omg
haha

[viviyan]

I am WAY too obsessed with Hetalia and the countries. I think this is the most I've ever been obsessed with something x3
And I can prove it-

I bought two plushys of my favourite countries a few days ago, and I am so excited!
If you can remember what happened yesterday... Well, if not, I was on cleverbot acting like different countries.
If I'm not paying attention in class, the way to get me to focus is to say a countries' name. Any country. And then I'll focus.
I Fangirl at everything I can turn Hetalia-related. And I sure can turn a lot of things into something related to that anime.

Obsessing much?

[Zone0Neko]

mind=blown

[change;]

I knew this was going to happen.
You break up with me on Monday...
Today is Wednesday.
Now your blowing up my phone with song dedications,
and how your choreographing a dance for our schools major performance for me,
and that you cant get my out of your mind...
But...... you broke up with me.
Ha... the way things work

[bast,]

this version of we will rock you omg
http://jackalcackle.tumblr.com/post/511 ... ck-you-but
its actually really catchy tho hahah

i lOVE YOU WITH A BURNING FIERY PASSION
EVER SINCE I LOST THAT ON TUMBLR I'VE BEEN DEVASTATED
YOU'VE BROUGHT JOY BACK TO MY LIFE

actual amusement; i keep on almost forgetting the 365 day music challenge. cx i started yesterday.

[Xerneas Life]

Helping with horses.