Things That Amuse You - Thread 9

[vvoland]

Awkwardly asking anyone who posts on the pokemon topic if they have pokemon for trade.

This is depressing.

[[x]]

This morning I was fooling around and lost my balance.

I DIDN'T FALL ON MY CRUSH.
IT WASN'T AWKWARD AT ALL.

[Segie]

The conversation I heard while I was playing xbox.

Some dude was saying something about forgetting to bring his sauce (I don't know) and her girlfriend told him to stfu. He said, "No, you stfu." She said, "I'm going to work, bye. Love you." The dude said he loved her back, then I told him to get a job.

I don't know. I thought it was funny.

[Caribou.]

d'aww <3

[beetlebottle]

[. ME]

oh gosh
I have like the nicest friends
...not real friends, of course
Online friends since I despise mostly everybody I've met in real life
but
they're so niiiceee ;o;

[beetlebottle]

I finally figured out what those birds will grow into.

[The Only]

I"m not sure If I"m amused or enraged:

We were discussing onigiri tonight, and my dad asked me if Nori was the seaweed used for wrapping the rice. I said I thought so, and his reply was: "Oh good, because I have a police character named Peter Nori, and when he finishes up a case *Puts glasses on* it'll be all wrapped up."

[TenMomentsTill]

Dropped a knife while emptying the dishwasher today and it stuck into the floor. Made my day...

[Segie]

I finally figured out what those birds will grow into.

Nailed it