Favorite Quotes

[Le Pegasister]

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright

That, is actually how you get levitation.

[Actually.A.Herondale]

"I'm not a jockey. just a horse lover." - The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvateter

[mazel1999]

"If the world sends you apples, pelt them at people!"

[Birds]

When nothing goes right, go left.

I'ma lover, not a fighter. But I'll fight, for what I love.

When life gives you 100 reasons, to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.


I got those from my backgrounds app...

[Kangarose]

Alejandro: Then why are you blushing?
Heather: (referring to volcano) Hello! We're, like, right beside the hottest thing on the planet.
Chris: (referring to himself) Yeah.
-Total Drama World Tour, Hawaiian Punch

~ E-Scope ❤

[~Evenstar~]

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said "at the end of this ruler is an idiot"

I got detention when I asked him which end he was referring to.

~WeHeartIt

ROFL I love this X3

"Sam: What we need is a few good taters.
Gollum: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?
Sam: *Po-tay-toes!* Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
[Gollum makes a noise of disgust while sticking his tongue out]
Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that.
Gollum: Oh yes we could. Spoilin' nice fish. Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling; you keep nasty chips.
Sam: You're hopeless"
-The Two Towers

"Aragorn: You have some skill with a blade.
Eowyn: The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain.
Aragorn: What do you fear, my lady?
Eowyn: A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.
Aragorn: You are a daughter of kings, a shield maiden of Rohan. I do not think that will be your fate."

-TTT again

"Galadriel: The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true."
The FEllowship of the Ring

[Pinstriped Pirates]

"The snozzberries taste loje snozzberries!" ~Willy Wonka

"I can't see my forehead." ~Patrick Star

"Michael Scott has mofe character in a flake of his dander than you do in that entire snowbank on your shoulder!" ~ Dwight

[s t a r burst ♥]

“Keep in mind that people change, but the past doesn't.”
― Becca Fitzpatrick, Hush, Hush

[Actually.A.Herondale]

"100 percent chance of failing, 0 percent chance of winning. let's go!" -Lord of the Rings (i haven't watched it in a while, so i probably worded it wrong...but the Dwarf said it.))

"It is the first day November and, so, Today someone will Die." -The Scorpio Races

[BengalFanatic]

This is sort of an inside joke, but I think it still pretty funny even if you don't get the whole meaning behind it.

My history teacher puts famous and memorable quotes up every week, and we have to guess who said them. Well we were having a mock trial for Julius Caesar, yeah blah blah I won't get into that, but anywaaaay.

My friend Riley was playing the role of Julius, and was being cross examined, when out of nowhere (In the middle of being asked a question actually.) he just gets up out of his chair all nonchalant, strides across the room (In a purple bed sheet... Oh I mean "toga".), leaps up onto my teacher's desk and screams at the top of his lungs....

"YOU ARE ALL MY SLAVES, NOT MY MINIONS, OR MY ONIONS!"

You can imagine a class room of 16 and 17 year old's going crazy, dying, and doubled up on the floor with laughter, during a time that was supposed to be completely silent, and my teacher in the corner with his head in his hands.

It was a pretty good day. And it obviously won "Julius" his innocence.

Sure enough the next week you can imagine the quote posted on the board, and nobody understood it but my 8th hour World Civ. Class.

;3 That's my favorite quote.