Favorite Quotes

[Parachutes]

Quote from New Moon, By Stephenie Meyer:

Jacob: He's not that much older than you, Bella.
Bella: Yeah, but considering the difference in maturity between guys and girls, shouldn't you count that in dog years?

[S i l v e r.]

"Can't spell slaughter without laughter" XD

yes i'm twisted. XD


And....

"A thousand enemeys outside of the house is better then one within."

[VesVes]

"You must avenge my death, Kimba...er, I mean Simba." ~Mufasa, from the Lion King.

The beautiful quote above is actually from a parody in which Mufasa appears for a brief cameo in The Simpsons. Why do I like it so much? It pokes fun at the Kimba/Simba controversy. XD

[profilegone]

"Rio! That is a table! I eat there! GET OFF!"

[Donnie Darko]

"Why do people say 'heads up' when you should really put your head down?"
-Mac

"Me and my dog are myspace homies."

"I did not PUNCH my DOG. It's a video edit. I LOVE my dog!"

"She likes when I open my mouth."

"Well, I said 'Can't there just be a universal language so we don't have to learn Spanish?' and then... She went crazy."

[Kangarose]

Megamind. <3

Megamind: Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this? Well, my end starts at the beginning... The very beginning!

Megamind: This will be the last you ever hear of... Roxanne Ritchi! Huh?
Metro Man: [gasps] Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxy... I'm on my way!
Roxanne: I'm not panicking.
Megamind: [smirking] In order to stop me, you'll have to find us first!
Roxanne: We're at the abandoned observatory!
Megamind: [lunges for the control and turns off the camera on Roxanne] Nooo! We're NOT! Don't listen to her, she's crazy!

Roxanne: The spider's new.
Megamind: Spider?
[sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne]
Megamind: Uh... Uh, yes, the spyiiiiiider. Even the smallest bite from... "arachnis deathicus"... will instantly paralyze...
[Roxanne blows the spider into Megamind's eye]
Megamind: Aargh! Get it off!

Megamind: You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi, I'm afraid no one can hear you!... Uh, why isn't she screaming?

Minion: [at monitor] Still warming up, sir.
Megamind: Come again?
Minion: Warming up.
Megamind: Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?

Megamind: Where did you park the invisible car...?
[walks into it]

Megamind: Over here, old friend! In case you've noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!
Metro Man: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!
Megamind: Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!
Metro Man: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Megamind: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revanche!
Metro Man: It's REVENGE, and it's best served cold!
Megamind: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!
Metro Man: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!
Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Metro Man: Warranties are invalid, if used beyond their intended purpose!
Roxanne: Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?

[Clowesia]

[Lennie]

"Hey, come on. Make fun of the bald guy, I'll be your lightning rod of hate."
"Alright, you asked for it. This next game is for Ryan and Baldy."
-Drew and Colin, Whose Line.

[sam sam]

"Why waste a perfectly good flower when you know her loves you not?"

Me: Aren't I working this hat?
You: Totally.
Me: It's ridiculous, eh?
You: Sort of.
Me: Hater.

[Ebonpyre]

"“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”"
- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies