Favorite Quotes

[Araviir]

More from the RP of my friend and I... just because this is more interesting than homework.

Sirius: It takes two to tango! ...I wrote that in my essay.
Remus: Nice, Padfoot.
James: Isn't that the vampire essay?
Sirius: Yep!

Sirius: So, anyway, McGonagall asked me why I was unusually disruptive.
Remus: Because you're a prat.
Sirius: I prefer "curious and concerned student".
Lily: But the term is still prat.

Remus: Do you want her to hit me?
Sirius: Well, no... not really... maybe a little.
Lily: Hit him yourself, then. Don't con me into doing your dirty work.
Sirius: I'm not going to hit him.
Remus: Scared?
Sirius: Yes.

Remus: You are one big pile of love.

Sirius: Tell me a story.
Remus: Once upon a time --
Sirius: Not that story!

Sirius: I love you?
Remus: Was that a question? Aren't you sure? You were two minutes ago.

Sirius: Remus John Lupin, you are no friend of mine!
Remus: Okay. I need new friends anyway.

Sirius: You hit on Lily so James silenced you!
Remus: *bangs head against partition wall*
Sirius: You hit on James so Lily silenced you!

James: You threw an egg at me. Defend your own honor.

Remus: As long as I'm not pregnant again.

Sirius: Were you psychologically traumatized as a child?
Remus: Yes. The day I met you.

why can I not favorite posts? XD this made me literally rofl XDDDDD

[Queen of Chaos]

"You either die a hero or you find yourself becoming the villan." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight

[I_♥_Knitting]

"I will be so blue if you don't come. Blue, blue, almost navy blue" ~ Anne of Avonlea, by L.M. Montgomery.

[etruscan boar vessel]

Search-for-the-truth on deviant art

New Message
From: Torchwood
Your friend Allie's trying to break into the hub again. I blame you -Jack
I also have one in my signiture!

[Phantasmagoria]

My idiot friends..

Jami: New boots! Yah!
Michele: For kicking ass or for snow?

[NineVulpine]

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

[Kira Akuma]

"I prefer not to have community sex, thank you very much!" ~ My best friend
XD

[Riley Hayns]

"Apparently the way I cure your pudding brain is to absorb the pudding into my own brain."
~ My best friend

[Kira Akuma]

"Get better soon! Just remember, nothing lasts forever. Everything always changes. You will get better, whether you like it or not. Life, and this holiday, is what you make it. What makes us people is not our social status or being popular or being happy and bright... it's how we deal with the hard times that makes us who we are. And you're a better person than to let this get you down. Sometimes you've just got to smile through the pain and just know that everything will be okay. Cheers and happy holidays to you." ~ Me

I really wish I could take my own advice sometimes...

[Yağmur]

these from the marvelous miasadventures of flapjack

Lolli poopdeck: i heard you were looking for unhappy endings
Captain K'nuckles: yea, you got any?
(a flashback starts then ends)
Lolli poopdeck: nope, my life's awesome.

heres another one
hotdog vendor: congradulations sir, you did it, you almost had to pay me money.

this one's from Chowder
Chowder: can we get a cow?
Mung: no, why would you want a cow?
Chowder: becuase cow make delicious
Mung: cow make delicious what?
Chowder: what

and this one is from Penguins of Madagascar
Private: whats this? amnesia spray, fantastic.
(sprays anmenis spray on himself)
Private: whats this? amnesia spray, fantastic.
(sprays anmenis spray on himself again)
Private: whats this? amnesia spray, fan tas tic......