by Riley Hayns » Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:22 pm
More from the RP of my friend and I... just because this is more interesting than homework.
Sirius: It takes two to tango! ...I wrote that in my essay.
Remus: Nice, Padfoot.
James: Isn't that the vampire essay?
Sirius: Yep!
Sirius: So, anyway, McGonagall asked me why I was unusually disruptive.
Remus: Because you're a prat.
Sirius: I prefer "curious and concerned student".
Lily: But the term is still prat.
Remus: Do you want her to hit me?
Sirius: Well, no... not really... maybe a little.
Lily: Hit him yourself, then. Don't con me into doing your dirty work.
Sirius: I'm not going to hit him.
Remus: Scared?
Sirius: Yes.
Remus: You are one big pile of love.
Sirius: Tell me a story.
Remus: Once upon a time --
Sirius: Not that story!
Sirius: I love you?
Remus: Was that a question? Aren't you sure? You were two minutes ago.
Sirius: Remus John Lupin, you are no friend of mine!
Remus: Okay. I need new friends anyway.
Sirius: You hit on Lily so James silenced you!
Remus: *bangs head against partition wall*
Sirius: You hit on James so Lily silenced you!
James: You threw an egg at me. Defend your own honor.
Remus: As long as I'm not pregnant again.
Sirius: Were you psychologically traumatized as a child?
Remus: Yes. The day I met you.
Yes, I am quitting. No, you cannot have any of my pets. They are all being sent to the Pound.
Butterfly Wolf, November 2018
Rat, August 2018
