Things That Annoy You [v.53]

[Small Child]

Oh, for erbgwelibrgw;kejbdvlwerbg sake. Shut up about your favourite boy band, friend in real life. I mean, seriously, STHU! I like 'em too. I also like Metallica and Breaking Benjimen and Avenge Seven Fold. I don't go on and on about how I know so freakin' much about their personal life. Gah! SHHHHHH! It's like you're a creepy stalker.
Me; 'That's kind of creepy. I think you're obssessed.'
Her; 'Dedicated.'
Me; "No, you have seen their ultrasounds. You're a stalker.'
Her; 'You don't get it they changed my life.'
Me; 'How- you don't even know them!'
Her; 'When they sang 'You don't know You're beautiful', I felt like it was about me. They pulled me through depression.'
Me; 'Right, okay. They don't even know you exist and they're singing songs about you?'
Her; 'Shut up, you idiot! They are perfect.'
Me; *Inside...... ... KABLAM!!!!*

No, dear friend. No.

[Temperance.]

i'm kind of scared to turn on my online status
because like i'm always online, or it appears so
because i leave cs open all the time and i would only really appear offline if my computer crashed or something
and people would probably get mad at me for ignoring them if i appeared online when i wasn't
but people are mad at me now because they think i'm offline a lot or i go offline to purposely ignore them

hghsshj

\\ .Oh yes. I might just start PM pestering you now Skelly XD
When online status is on: "Skellllllly why aren't you respondinnnnnnng? ;A; Don't you love me anymore?"
When online status is off: "Skelllllly why are you ghostinnnnnnnnnnng? ;A; Don't you love me anymore?"
XD

Tumblr. So funny, so true, so addicting.

[ashley katchadourian]

my girlfriend knows when ppl say "y'all" it bothers me so she keeps saying it now >.>

that and 'howdy' are my favorite greetings
fite

fites u



bluhuhuhuhh pAY ATTENTION TO ME PLS
i am so unbelievably awkward rn

[Tabbiecat]

i have gotten very obsessed over pewdiepie in the last hour
I used to hate him but now I just love him so much ;v;

omg yes this i cant stop watching his videos its all i do in life
--
im too awkward to function

OMG SAME. I love him. My friend showed me his videos. :3 /hasbitofcrushonhim

It's okay, we all have our inner-awkwardoness! XP

[Law]

you've become very arrogant every since you got your dream pet.
I was nice and sent you in the direction of a few, and you reply with "thanks ♥"
now, you immediately become butthurt as soon as someone disagrees with you.
you're resembling a cur now. stop it.

This

[spaceferrari]

I'm sorry Glasses.
Yes I got a bunch of sweet Transformers figures for Christmas.
But your new revolver beats them tenfold and I'm really annoyed.
y u get better toys?
/shouldn't be complaining

[ChocolateMilkCannon]

My head hurts... but I wanna stay up late and watch Doctor Whooooooo oAo
I just finished the first season, and that was three days ago
THREE
DAYS
I need my Doctor dose -A-

[Sun Bean]

idk man pewdie is hot stuff like i didnt think so but now drools
--
omg cat get off my back ur scary and probably planning something evil

[skinklegs]

I finally started writing a little bit. It's flowing okay.
But I'm really really tired and when I read over it in the morning there's a good chance it will seem like drabble.

I wish I could write while I'm coherent but the words just won't come out.

[Lacrirosa]

The last month I have dA points like crazy, 4000+ and soon those went to new commissions and friends and stuff.
well now SUDDENLY when I'm unable to buy points atm, everyone is suddenly finishing my commissions and telling me I owe them D:
Good, so far I owe another 1000+ D: