Write a Letter you Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[Dylan Klebold]

Dear ____...

Codewords. Uggh. Can't even go in your stupid room. Uggh. Codewords.

-deadmau5 while(1<2)

[clmsgal]

Dear whom it may concern,

I think that having an internet friend would be awesome, although I'm not sure how to come around to doing such things. Due to my social anxiety, I don't have many friends in the real world and I don't make good impressions. I just really want an internet friend.

Yours sincerely,

Caitlin xx

[mars]

dear my english teacher, //a lot of sarcasm is used in this by the way//

remember how you said i wasn't going to be able to pass into college level english classes my first year in high school because they would be too hard for me with my awful writing skills? well, why don't you take a gander at who just tested into them with a 99 out of 100 in writing and a 97 out of 100 in reading?

that's right, yours truly. i hate to burn bridges, but never ever doubt my writing skills again, because i am fairly certain that i can do many more things than you think i can. while you have the most monotone voice while reading aloud, i do something called emphasizing. you might want to learn how to do it, you may find that it will benefit you in the future as not only a teacher but as a reader.

oh wait, what's this? these words that i've used are too difficult for my level? guess who used them properly in an essay. that's right, it's still me. let me get this straight, they seemed like words that i would never used so you automatically went and told the principal i had plagiarized when i really hadn't? well guess who made themselves look like a fool today. no, it wasn't me.

thank you for your time, i hope you have a splendid evening.

-waja

[[Braveheart]]

Dear

Hey, you.
Sometimes, you're just stupid. Always bossing me around. "Do this. Don't do this. Blah blah blah."
Don't talk to me that way, I am not somebody you want to make angry!
Sincerely, me

[roepen]

Dear other _____,

please post and not make me wait.

Jade

[kierran.]

Dear Byakuya,

I don't know if you know this, but on days when I don't see you at school, I feel afraid for two reasons. One, because I'm afraid Onion has hurt you or something else bad has happened to you. And two, I know that if something happens to me in terms of my mental health, you won't be there to save me. You see, I have Rayah, and Supaku, and Piplup and Aiko and sometimes your brother, but there's a big difference between them and you. I know they'll always be there for me, but I know I can't always count on you.

Love, Yuki

[mars]

dear my former girl scout troop leader,

please let me come over to your house. i know it is already passed midnight, but there is a lone kitten stranded outside under your neighbor's deck who is probably freezing cold now that you've rescued his/her three siblings and mother. there are also a lot of raccoons in our area that will hear it's cries and smell the food you set out for it, which only makes this situation worse. you promised you would call and have me come over yesterday to help rescue them, which never happened. i could probably catch it if you'd let me at least try, even you think i am a cat whisperer! please just respond to something i've sent you, anything at all. i can't let this poor kitten get hurt, if something happened to it i could never live thinking that i could of prevented that.

sincerely,
a very frightened waja

[ghosties]

dear mrs.

I love you. Thank you for driving me home,
I felt so depressed and now, im feeling okay
Thank you for saying that you will pray for me
Thank you, you dont know how much it means
I love you, your a great teacher.

- reject


Dear best friend

I love you too, more than mrs.
I just hope your okay please
Please be okay, cant wait to see
Your beautiful face on tuesday xx

- reject

[icicle1107]

A,
Thank you for today, you being there helped a lot with my moodiness. Even when I locked myself in a locker. At first that was because I wanted to see your reaction but then I started crying, so I was crying in a locker and you made me come out. You held me, you distracted me. I am almost positive that I have pink eye but despite that you were always there. Pink eye and moodiness great combo right!!!!
Every word I said in that letter is true.
I love you,
~icicle1107

G,
Thanks love for being the first one to notice I really wasn't okay. I know that if there had been more time and had we been not running around everywhere you would have some and talked to me. Thank you.
PS Can you tell Jesse I am okay? After he saw my eye he did a scan of me and he didn't like what he found. He asked me if I was okay and I wasn't very convincing because, well I was crying.
PPS Your foot looks bad. Please get it checked out or just try not to make it worse with the performance!
PPPS You looked adorable in your tap outfit and sexy in everything else!!!
Love,
~icicle1107

[class clown]

Dear ___,

You not my style.