Write a Letter you Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[Simplistic Beauty]

Dear Target dog,

Now that I finally know I can afford you is the time you decide not to let me get you. All I need is people willing to trade down for me to get you. Ugh, why must dream pets be so hard to get?

Signed,
A girl who just wants one of her dream pets.

[hiraethe]

to the person who says that i'm definitely cool because 'cool' stands for constipated overweighted old lady,

1. the expanded sentence 'you are constipated overweighted old lady' does not make grammatical sense. the word 'cool' is an adjective. its backronym is a compound noun. when the noun is introduced, an article is needed to make it grammatically correct.

2. it was not necessary to use 'overwheighted'. 'overweight' is the word generally in usage.

3. you're statement, in addition to not being grammatically correct, is simply false; i suffer from none of the above mentioned conditions.
- i am not constipated. (even if i was, how would you know?)
- although i am fairly heavy comparative to other teenage girls (and guys), i am most definitely not overweight. i am strong, and sufficiently fit to kick your rear end extremely well.
- although the term 'old' is subjective, it is fair to assert that, by majority of agreement, i am not old. it is generally accepted that old age starts not before 60 years, which is (about) 4 times my current age.
- finally, i am not in the least a lady. 'lady' implies a level of femininity which i do not have.

the only part of my post that isn't fully grammatically correct is my capitalization. please know that this is fully intentional...
because i'm just cool like that - using the proper definition, not your clearly false assertion.

dingo

ps: writing this was fun! c:

[zelay]

I removed it because they are making me so frustrated I dont know what to do.

[RoyalDarkness316~]

Dear Father,
How dare you? I mean, honestly...I get excited because i see Davit Tennant, Doctor Ten, as hamlet, and i get excited doesn't give you the right to mock me. It's not fair, i mean, you can freak out over everything and anything, but if i get to see some people in t.v shows that are keeping me alive, nooooooooooooooo i'm forced to put on a nothing face. I mean, how much more of this am i supposed to take? I'm tired of this, but i wish that i didn't have to be fake. I wish i didn't have to be nothing.
Your tired and annoyed daughter,
Royal

[CrazyChickenDude]

C,

Just wanted to say good morning. And I love you. And I really, really wish you would say that you wanted to ride the horses again sometime, so that I could invite you along without having to start the conversation about it in the first place. Cause I'm just that pathetic.

Really hoping you ask,
-A.


EDIT:

C,

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASESTOPPLAYINGILOVEITPLEASEMYBRAINISBLEEDING!!!
...
PLEASE?!

You're lucky I'm so fond of you or I would have wrung your neck by now,
-A.

[camiecat03]

To no one in particular
I haven't really cried in a long time. This long time I've needed it the most. I'm scared someone will hear and then they will worry about things they can't fix. They'll worry about me when they have so many problems on their own. I always want to help others, and my problems aren't that bad. It's just a divorce, it's almost been a year now. It still hurts but i can survive. And It's just me making stupid decisions making me feel far away from my faith when I need it the most. I'm afraid to tell anyone that I'm in pain. Some days it's easier to walk around numb. But I can't, I hurt people when I do. I put on a smile but for once can't someone look through it. I've never told anyone I write because I'm so afraid to talk. I say the wrong things. I stutter and mix up words, and I hate it. I don't think I could teach because I wouldn't be very good at explaining. I am happy, I mean I love my family, my friends, I have no right to complain. But, it still hangs there... I just needed to get it out there... Just to vent.
But in other news. I have been text messaging this guy and he is so sweet. He has liked me for 5 years. Recently, he has made me feel something new. I can't help but smile when we talk. We tease each other, tell each other secrets and we even were talking about dates and it just makes me feel all happy. I'm scared, but maybe it's the good kind of scared. If I wasn't scared, then I wouldn't mind if it didn't work out, right? I really hope everything works out. I'm crossing my fingers.
Emotionally mixed up,
CiCi03

[firedance101]

Dear self
Do yourself a favor and stop doing this to yourself.
Hurt alone, it's easier for everyone.

-fire

[strawbaerry]

Dear R.

I wish I could have been stronger. I wish that the things you said to me didn't hit me so hard, but they did.
You were my best friend. Why would you change like that? What gave you the right to push me so far into depression that I considered killing myself?
And now, whenever I look at these scars, they just remind me how weak I was.
But the sickest thing was, you enjoyed it. When you found out, you laughed.
You laughed at a broken, suicidal girl. Do you know how much that hurt?
And on top of all that, you get a boyfriend, and shove it in my face? You knew how lacking I was in self-confidence, and then you have to go and act like you're all that, just because you got a boyfriend.
I hope he breaks your heart. I hope he's sees how sick of a person you really are.
I pray that someone, something will crack this superficial mask that you have put on to fool everyone into believing that you're actually nice.
So congratulations. Thank you for letting me see how twisted of a person you really are, because soon everyone will know.
Someday, I won't be scared of you anymore, and I will tell everyone everything.
Have fun going back to school this year. You won't be able to fool anyone anymore.

Sincerely, H.

[Sathalina]

Dear ____,

I cannot believe you would say that... Behind my back and about my father.. You don't know what we go through every single day; you have no idea the pain and the troubles we deal with just to be a 'happy family'. I'm sorry that we aren't like you, I'm sorry that we cannot have the money every time one of us gets sick. It hurts to know how you think of us... What else are you hiding behind the miles between us?

I bet it isn't pretty... I bet it's just bashing us on how we live our own lives. Well I am sorry that you came down to see us, that you noticed our lifestyle and I am sorry you had to judge... But I am not sorry that I am not like you I am glad that I was raised the way I was! I'm glad I am not like your daughter, she acts like every-other teenager I've ever talked with. I'm happy with the way we live...because at least I know how it feels to live without things. At least I'm not a born and raised brat who cries for everything and doesn't know how to handle life without someone holding her hand, at least I know how to... I'm proud of that much about MY lifestyle. I wish you could be also.

[winchvster]

Dear ___,
I have no idea whether to trust you or not. You confuse me and I feel helpless. A couple of years ago, you said I took your best friend when I joined school. I had no idea she was your friend. Honest. You held a vendetta. When my current best friend came to the school a year later, I was so caught up in constant arguments with my friend that I didn't notice you were friends. I needed someone to talk to, and she was there. When w became best friends you ha whipped this hatred towards me, and I hardly knew you. You spread rumours about us, you made me cry, I made you cry. I still sometimes feel bitter. Then we all became friends... you are so.. kind. Nice. Have you reformed or are you just .. I don't know. I can usually read if people like me or not. Your that girl I can't read. Why. Please I wan to know if you honestly like me.
Tara