My friends don't understand when something is a JOKE
friend 1: Hey, where's friend 2? She should've been here 10 minutes ago.
me: oh, yeah, there was this insane car crash, with two cars, a train and a semi...
friend 1: WHAT!? was anyone hurt?
me: *facepalm*
friend 2: hey, guys! What's up? We hit ALL red lights! And they decided to start construction TODAY! can you believe it?
friend 1: OMG, I thought you were dead!
me: *facepalm*

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