Things That Annoy You [v.46]

[duckteeth]

I'm so lacking in pants. I only have one pair of jeans that fit me and like 2 or 3 pairs of denim shorts that fit.
And then the weird one that like grows whenever I wear it and by the end of the day is falling off me.

[exorcism]

Have you just ever wanted to, you know, take off your pants and walk around with no pants.
I mean, really. It's socially unacceptable for me to do so but god dang it it's comfortable.

[denji3884]

Have you just ever wanted to, you know, take off your pants and walk around with no pants.
I mean, really. It's socially unacceptable for me to do so but god dang it it's comfortable.

This so much.

[Jubee]

can u stop farting pls

[Time.Child]

I hate you choir teacher.
I hate your class and how you teach it.
Let me quit!

[driftz]

can u stop farting pls

is it wrong that I'm screaming 'this'
my friends think it's attractive
wth

[Yes Man]

I want to get back into roleplaying and ask blogs but thEN SUDDENLY OHMYGOSH EVERYTHING MUST HAPPEN AND I MUST GO EVRYWHEREASASJ

[freddie101]

Oh my gosh, where is that random squeaking sound every few minutes coming from!?!?

Oh, wow, it's the smoke detector out of batteries. And, guess what? it's the only kind of battery we don't have!!!!

[anchor QUITTING]

-writes long letter to niall horan-
-is excited-
wait.
-realizes that if he ever, by any slim chance, does see, all he'll do is say 'aww' and throw it in the fire-
all right, who else wants to join me in the sobbing corner?!

[freddie101]

-writes long letter to niall horan-
-is excited-
wait.
-realizes that if he ever, by any slim chance, does see, all he'll do is say 'aww' and throw it in the fire-
all right, who else wants to join me in the sobbing corner?!

Don't be sad. Send it anyway.