Things that Amuse You - Thread 7

[CanisCoyote]

Sometimes I like to go through my junk email. I have an email address for all those annoying sites that make you give them your email in order to do anything.So I'm going through it and I've got like 10 different dating sites that like to email me, including old people dating sites, cougar dating sites, asian dating sites, Jewish/Christian/Muslim dating sites etc. and I do not have any dating profile out there as I am too young for that kind of stuff. Facebook emailed me even though I don't have a facebook. Amazon emailed me even though I did not sign up to amazon with this email. I've gotten fruit juice, computer, cell phone, beauty product, airline, credit score, and so many other kinds of advertisements in there it's not even funny. I also get chain letters in spanish from people I don't know all the time.

The most amusing ones I get are messages that are like this:

Hello!/How are you?/Hello my friend!/etc, and then a link to a random website no one has ever heard of. I'll probably never click the links.

[profilegone]

Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

this is scarily accurate omg

[ElementalInsanity]

Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

this is scarily accurate omg

Oh god. I love you. XD

[Dymestl]

Next week is Spirt Week.

Monday is celebertiy day.

Which Doctor Who Companion can I be? ;n;

/wanted to be David Tennant instead

[Paro]

Next week is Spirt Week.

Monday is celebertiy day.

Which Doctor Who Companion can I be? ;n;

/wanted to be David Tennant instead

Do it~

My phone finally died~ Took long enough~ xD

[Alucardigan]

lol looking on Tumblr for CS hate blogs again

"chicken-smoothie-sucks" is just hilarious. other than the bashing random users.



lol honestly i'm just amused. i'm kind of tempted to tell them "come at me bro" as well. c|

[P o m]

Next week is Spirt Week.

Monday is celebertiy day.

Which Doctor Who Companion can I be? ;n;

/wanted to be David Tennant instead

TRADE SCHOOLS WITH ME.

DO IT NAOW.

[Paro]

Next week is Spirt Week.

Monday is celebertiy day.

Which Doctor Who Companion can I be? ;n;

/wanted to be David Tennant instead

TRADE SCHOOLS WITH ME.

DO IT NAOW.

I couldn't help it.. I swear..

[synthwave]

Harry potter
:D

[rhinestone eyes]

Harry potter

Pfffffffffffffffffffft. I got Harry Pitter