Things that Amuse You - Thread 7

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me: Louis Tomlinson is in love with me. <3 He is my boyfriend. :) xx.
cleverbot: He's Harrys' boyfriend.

LAWL

[brian emo]

dying of laughter because rachel berry
i mean really hahaha

[Aki~]

;_;
How long has Face Off been running new episodes?
If I would have checked for them a couple of hours ago, I could have watched it. *so behind*

Yay for episodes online?

This year has been amazing! They have so many talented people! I would deff go back and watch the old shows! So amazing!

Home stuck fan troll making... Yes I'm that addicted...

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i'm the bold, clever bot is . . . the not bold. xD

Who are you?
Niall Horan's secret girlfriend.
Oh I'm happy for you.
I'm so secret, he doesn't even know I exist.
Punch him in the face.

[Wulfjaw]

Lol... Now I'm tempted to go on Cleverbot...

[VesVes]

One time, I got a phone call from someone who had called a wrong number. Basically, they were the manager of a company and they were offering me--or who they thought was me--a job. XD Sorry, I don't have any of those qualities you listed, manager.

Oh, and singing Kimba the White Lion songs to Cleverbot:

User: Bright sun on high...

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about the real world?

User: Shine down your rays upon my head...

Cleverbot: Again, a strange answer.

User: I know your light beams down upon my Kimba too...

Cleverbot: I don't know what I don't know.

User: But gentle breeze, blow gently to caress his cheek.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: And whisper that I love him with a love that's true.

Cleverbot: Aw how cute. Go to him, and say 'I love you! Will you marry me?'.

User: Sweet Earth below, do not shake lest he trip and fall.

Cleverbot: What?

User: And butterflies, tell Kimba that his Kitty loves him best of all!

Cleverbot: They call me the terminator.

User: Ha! Hehehehehehe!

Cleverbot: Hehehehehehe.

User: My name is Tom.

Cleverbot: But what is god's name?

User: Tab is my name.

Cleverbot: Isn't that a girl's name?

User: Bet you'd never guess our game!

Cleverbot: You mean 'treasure.'.

User: We are the villains.

Cleverbot: So what is your purpose?

User: Can't tell you no more.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I'm the chief mischief-maker.

Cleverbot: No, my parents are.

User: He's such a bore.

Cleverbot: Can I talk to him please?

User: Giving our hero trouble, that's what we're for! Hehehehehe!

Cleverbot: What is the difference between you and me?

User: Kimba's the one we're after!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Maybe we should go away...

Cleverbot: And how shall we do that?

User: You mean we might get beaten?

Cleverbot: No, I want to be your friend.

User: Not this way!

Cleverbot: This?

User: When you've got work to do, JUST SAY...after you!

Cleverbot: OK, say something nice to me before I go to bed please.

User: No, no.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Oh, yes!

Cleverbot: No!

User: I'll do it!

Cleverbot: Ok. Close this window now.

User: Who wants to be a homebody, never see the world?

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Who wants to be like a bug whose wings are always curled?

Cleverbot: Your turning heads when you walk through the door!

User: North and south are calling me!

Cleverbot: North.

User: East and west I wanna see!

Cleverbot: West.

User: Why should I sit home inside when if I try I could fly sky high?

Cleverbot: No sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt, just thought it was worth mentioning.

User: Just like a bird or a butterfly!

Cleverbot: How are we free?

User: Just like the clouds that flutter by!

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Just like a ball on the high, oh my!

Cleverbot: No like when you're in a plane.

User: Today I'm flying sky high!

Cleverbot: Can you define 'Is' for me?

User: Who doesn't want to stretch or get himself somewhere?

Cleverbot: But I like your name, so it would be a fair trade.

User: Who doesn't want to reach his nose up in the air?

Cleverbot: I think you're kind of messed up!

User: Down below the deep blue sea, the flying fish are just like me!

Cleverbot: You and I!

User: They don't cry and sit and sigh 'cause if they try, they can fly sky high!

Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?

User: Just like a bird or a butterfly!

Cleverbot: Like a boyfriend.

User: Just like the clouds that flutter by!

Cleverbot: What else?

User: Just like a ball on the high, oh my!

Cleverbot: Is that your concept of heaven?

User: Today I'm flying sky high!

Cleverbot: What are you doing tomorrow?

User: Who doesn't want to cast a shadow where he walks?

Cleverbot: No, a guy.

User: Who doesn't want to raise an echo when he talks?

Cleverbot: Yes but you're not her. She was The One and will always be.

User: Who's afraid to sing out loud?

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: Show your face and join the crowd!

Cleverbot: I doubt you'd be able to see me anyway- I'm really, really tiny.

User: Big or tiny, bold or shy, if you try, you can fly sky high!

Cleverbot: No. Also, you spelled 'despair' wrong.

User: Just like a bird or a butterfly!

Cleverbot: No, like a baus.

User: Just like the clouds that flutter by!

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of the universe?

User: Just like a ball on the high, oh my!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Spice Girl?

User: Today I'm flying sky high!

Cleverbot: You are wrong. What year are we in?

User: Who lives down in deepest, darkest Africa?

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!

User: Who's the one who brought the jungle fame?

Cleverbot: Uh, the captain?

User: Who's the king of animals in Africa?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Kimba the White Lion is his name!

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about that.

User: When we get in trouble and we're in a fight, who's the one who just won't turn and run?

Cleverbot: What are your problems? I'd interested to know.

User: Who believes in doing good and doing right?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Kimba the White Lion is the one!

Cleverbot: Very well. Use the force.

[CodeOtter]

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im just going to leave this here X'D

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I just found out just how badly I need more friends lol.
So if anyone wants to be my friend... xD

[supernovacity]

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im just going to leave this here X'D

Apparently scootaloo isn't a chicken. SHE'S A SHARK.
/brbdying

[brian emo]

wow haha, this periodic table sheet is the most ridiculous thing I have ever done.
there are so many horrible, horrible periodic table puns I mean
"I promethium you it will."
"I'll throw a temper tantalum!"
"you have a lot of gallium!"
"if you're going to make me be fermium I may have to put my neon you."
wow good job