Things that Amuse You - Thread 7

[aleatory]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!
*Laughs for ten minutes straight*
Oh these blank images... they get me so hard! :'D

This. XD

craaaaaaap I hate chrome. I always click the "copy link" instead of "copy image URL".

[lululizzy23]

Me: Adios amigas!
Friend: Bonjour!

So, I take French and my friend takes Spanish x3

My friends and I are like this. xD Half of us take Spanish, half take French, and one or two are fluent in Spanish. So arguments can get pretty colorful.

Especially since those of us who do take language don't pay much attention, and therefor have a 2nd language vocabulary composed mostly of swear words.

lol, someone said "backpack" in French the other day during English, the teacher thought he was swearing x3

[Hark]

So one of my good friends and I were talking the other day and hanging out in his room playing video games. We were talking about how he had broken up with his girlfriend, and how I had broken up my boyfriend who cheated on me. I asked him what kind of person he wanted to be with and he told me this:

"I really want to be with someone who will cuddle up with me and watch movies all night, someone who enjoy spending time with me as much I like spending time with them, someone who I will hug close to me all the time, and I really just want someone to love."

OMG I about died when I heard that...its so sweet xD that amuses me

[Aki~]

"mom where is my phone?"

"hun, you are talking to me on it..."

[OmegaDork]

craaaaaaap I hate chrome. I always click the "copy link" instead of "copy image URL".

Ahaha...Don't worry about it! It happens to the best of us!
That's a pretty epic photo though!

['ye]

This is me when school starts: →

[Hound 2]

Girl: "Hey, can I borrow that hairband?" -Points to wrist-
Me: "Oh, right! I forgot..Thanks!" -Takes off band and puts it in shoe-
Friend: "I don't think she meant that.."
Me: Huh?
Girl: I asked to borrow your hairband.

Me: Uh..Sorry. I misheard you. Here ya go. -Thumbs up and smiles-
Friend: -Laughs- Idiot.

You see, we were in P.E.-And they don't tolerate jewelry..So I thought she was warning me and I decided to hide the hairband in my shoe.
I hope my smile didn't make it worst..Oh well.

[bodie]

oh my gosh bladoss is so funny hel pive falle n and i c ant get uP

[driftz]

teacher: "hey, _______ do I make you awkward? because I make lots of people awkward. so do I make you awkward, ______? are you having an awkward moment right now?"
kid: "..... yeah. yeah you are."

oh my god this teacher is amazing

please may I have her for my teacher next year..

[Dymestl]

While talking to my friend on the phone:

Me: *makes a random noise*

My friend: "WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT?! IT SOUNDED LIKE A FROG."