by FlyingTiger » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:46 pm
My favorite is one I didn't make up. It's a spoof of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. It was on YouTube but it was removed a while back. It was called "You're Ugliful" and my friends and I thought it was so funny we memorized it. XD
Again, this is NOT MINE. I believe the author's YouTube UserName was MonsterMaskus.
My life is awful...
My life is awful, my hate is pure.
I saw a monster,
Of that I'm sure.
It looked at me in a restaraunt.
I think it was a man.
And if you want
to talk to me
I'll be on the can.
You're ugliful.
You're ugliful,
It's true.
When I saw your face,
I barfed all over the place.
And I don't know what to do,
'cause your face looks just like poo.
Yes, you hurt my eyes
As you walked on by.
You could tell from my face
that I was
gonna cry
And I really hope that I don't
see you again
but if I do I've got my
Ballpoint pen.
You're ugliful.
You're ugliful,
It's true.
When I saw your face,
I barfed all over the place.
And I don't know what to do,
'cause your face looks just like poo.
There must be a monster
With a smirk on his face!
And I'm glad I'll never be with you!
But it's time to face the truth.
You can't work in a kissing booth.
I have my mother’s dreams,
I have my father’s eyes.
You can’t take that from me.
Just go ahead and try.
The Crescent City sleeps
while giants in the sky
preparing to unleash,
let loose a mighty cry.
Can nobody save us?
Will anyone try?
Pyre is burning,
the severance in tight.
And all along, they’re saying:
Help is on the way
(they said, they said)
Help is on the way.
They never came.
"Help is on the Way" Rise Against