Weirdest way you've gotten Hurt.

[Atomic_Skis!]

What is the Weirdest way you've gotten yourself Hurt?

Mine:
Stuck my nose by a Turkey, and got it bit.
Got hit in the face with a Twix at church.
Dropped a bar of metal on my bare foot.
Painted my nails silver, and Got my hand pekced by a big chicken, it drew blood...

[Narnian.]

When I was little, I cracked my head open sitting on the kitchen table wearing silk PJs. I slipped and hit the table in 3 or 4 different places. I had to go to the ER.
When I was 7, I liked coloring with markers. Whenever I would shut the caps my skin wouldget stuck inside the lid... ouch.

This happened last week: I was going to the garage to get something. I opened the door.
The handle has one of those sharp locks, like if you touched the lock it would prick you.
For some odd reason, my finger caught in there and it left it with a scratch. It bled a little but not enough to put a band-aid on.

[farewell]

I was at a water park, & I slipped on the slide. Because of that, I fractured my tail-bone.

[Lupen]

I can't really remember all the ways I've been hurt... but I know I've been slammed into a washing machine, slapped in the face by a hot marshmellow and thrown off a teeter totter... O.o And it's all the fault of just one cousin.

[brinh]

I was bucked off of a horse, almost broke my arm... that's my weirdest, sorry. XD

[Ourpawprints]

When I was really little I got hurt with a pencil sharpener. I had seen pencils go in there so somehow my little child mind thought that my finger should go in there. It wasn't even an automatic sharpener, I twisted it. Now one of my pointer fingers are shorter then the other.

[Atomic_Skis!]

I was also at one time trying to burn marshmallow goo off of a skewer, and the skewer started glowing, I brought it up to blow it cool, and My hand kinda twitched... I burned my chin on a red hot skewer. I'm amazed it didn't brand me for life...

[abney]

About two years ago I was at Typhoon Lagoon (in Disney World) floating along in the lazy river. In one section of the river some large jets of water propelled me forward and I banged my elbow on the rough edge of the river. It left a nice little scar >.>

[Atomic_Skis!]

Doing Jumps on a bike "Hey Guys, Watch this!!" (Even though I'm a Girl...)
using a pothole for a jump, and well, the bike tire does the death wobble, and I go Knee and elbow first into the gravel. Left a nice scar...

That and at a camp, I tried to jump over a tennis net, also a "Hey, watch this" thing. I got my leg hung up on the net, and had I been about an inch taller, I'd have cracked my skull open on the ground.. It left a huge bruise on the inside of my thigh..

[.:Haru:.]

I made a tower out of chairs and tried to climb to the top.
Needless to say, the end results were not so pretty.