What's the stupidest question you have ever been asked?

[Zwei]

"Trick or Treat?"

That happened Christmas Eve night... Little slow there buddy? >.<"

[artemisfox]

This is only kind of a question...but it's extremely stupid so...

One time someone comes up to me and goes "Hey, I know you'll probably get really mad it me for saying this...but are you sure your Jewish? Because...you really don't seem like you are. I mean, you have red hair...so..." I mean wth. What am I supposed to say to that? Urgh.

And speaking of hair people constantly ask me if it's my real hair color. I mean who dyes their hair when they're 13? >.<

People also ask me if I really like foxes. I draw foxes constantly. I seem to mention them in discussions a lot. And it's just freaking obvious!

[Tussle]

And speaking of hair people constantly ask me if it's my real hair color. I mean who dyes their hair when they're 13? >.<

-slowly raises hand-
I dyed my hair red when I was 13 XD

"Why do you like emo music?"
Okay, I was listening to Guns N Roses at the time. Mr. Brownstone, actually. Nothing really suicidal and depressing about that song really...
My response was "It's better than the crap on the radio."

[EpicEquestrian]

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

Look at me, dude. -.- I think I'm a girl.

[spiff]

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

Look at me, dude. -.- I think I'm a girl.

Did you cut your hair short or something?
But if you didn't, that guy is... being really idiotic. XD

[GingaSnaps]

Is your dog a miniature golden retriever?



Okay fine, he has retriever ears and a "look" about him.

How many goldens have you seen with white patches on their chest and feet?

[wolf.girl30]

"do you do your birthday this year?"
ehm... yes, i do it every year at the same moment x3

[LadyDraco]

When trying to open my truck using a coat hanger.. (yes I know there's a joke already pertaining to this) some one walks by asking... "lock your keys in" I just couldn't help but quote that joke... "Nope just washed it, now I'm hanging it out to dry" *here's your sign*

[Yağmur]

i am in a MSN conversation with my friend and she just asked me such a stupid question.....

i copied this from the conversation...
me: i am going to the libary on friday
my sister isn't going
my friend: she got no money?
me: She got money
my friend: $0?
didn't i just tell her that my sister had money

this was writen in singlish so translated it to english. this is the actual conversation
I said:
*fri i goin libary then maybe get frozen yogurt....
*N not goin
my friend said:
*ann no money?
I said:
*She got
my friend said:
*$0?
      

[MadMadamMim]

When I used to work at a pub:

Man: Can I have a large pint of Guiness and a small pint of Fosters, please?
Me: Uuuh... A pint is a pint, there's no such thing as a large or small pint.
Man: That's ridiculous, why don't you do small pints!? The other pubs do!
Me: *o.O* It's impossible to have a 'small' pint... A pint is a unit of measurement. Do you mean a half pint?
Man: Oh... Right. Yes. Half pint.

XD bless him.