What's the stupidest question you have ever been asked?

[Yamanaka Shin]

Yes. I am a WereTiger. I will eat your very soul!! XD
I also get these reactions at school (let me remind you these are COLLEDGE students)

"Oh no! The tiger is here! HIIIDE!!"
"Hey kitty-cat, roar for us!"
"Please, please don't change and eat me. I will give you money, food, sacrifices, whatever you want."

It gets on my last freakin nerve.

You might be Kin, but you CANNOT change and hurt someone >.>* Ignorance from those arse holes is the thing I can't freaking stand! They thing that, because you identify with a creature, that you can BECOME it and maul someone. BULL-FREAKING-SHAZ.

[Arekushisu]

Yeah. The sacrifices thing makes me laugh everytime I hear it. Morons. I guess I should quit spamming ^^ [/endspam]

[spiff]

Yes. I am a WereTiger. I will eat your very soul!! XD
I also get these reactions at school (let me remind you these are COLLEDGE students)

"Oh no! The tiger is here! HIIIDE!!"
"Hey kitty-cat, roar for us!"
"Please, please don't change and eat me. I will give you money, food, sacrifices, whatever you want."

It gets on my last freakin nerve.

For the last one,you could say something like,"I want YOU to be my sacrifice!"

[the bad wolf]

(srry to change the sub from the WereTiger but I have a good one.) I was at school and my bf came up and was like "Waterlilly, what's your name?" And this friend person was like," Her name is Kitty Bitty." I laughed so hard I fell into the soda machiene.

[*MoonSong*]

I used to work in my colleges Student Activities Office which is right across from the colleges book store that has big glass windows. Every welcome week when the new students would arrive 1 out of 5 would ask me where the book store was... Like hmmm instead of coming into the office that says Student Activities why not look across from it. You know that place that has alot of college coarse books, candy, soda, ect. It became an ongoing joke to every one who ever worked in the office... "So can you tell me where the book store is?" lol.

[Seasonal]

"Hey, Aut, what month is May Crowning in?"
I laughed so hard that I cried.

"Autumn, what time is the 6:00 news?"
I just stared, wide-eyed, at my mother.

[Aura]

"Hey, Aut, what month is May Crowning in?"
I laughed so hard that I cried.

"Autumn, what time is the 6:00 news?"
I just stared, wide-eyed, at my mother.

I have one:
"Hey, have you seen my keys, you know, the ones on the kitchen table?"

[GingaSnaps]

One time a kid came up and asked me if I was a boy or a girl

I used to regularly get confused for a boy...doesn't bother me so much...

[Zwei]

Ok so you know how it states im a girl in my username? Listen to this:
"hey what gender are you?"
"im a boy... i just like to have ppl think im a girl!!!"
Seriously. *face palm* At least the guy didnt buy it, so maybe the world does have a chance after all... lol

Another:
"What are you doing?"
"planning an alien invasion... what does it look like???"

(i was drawing on Okakei. srry for spelling of Okakei... )

[Placid]

How many bugs can you eat???
(I didn't have an answer so I just stared at him, he was a 4 or 5 year old ^.^ )
>.> it was a weird question though...