What's the stupidest question you have ever been asked?

[Seasonal]

My main picture of my fursona was made by Pandion and her watermark is on it, big and bold so that people won't ask me who drew her. So, a few days ago, someone asks:

"Who drew your fursona?"
You would think that they would see the watermark if they looked at the drawing in the first place, no? ._.

(This is my 4,000th post. *throws confetti*)

[Placid]

when people ask if my dog is a girl or boy... She wears a pink collar with flowers on it, has a pink leash, and has no noticeable male parts. yet they still ask >.<
I know having pink things doesn't necessarily make her a her but it still bothers me.

[Sakira L]

so many stupid questions>_>
a friend of mine asked me when it was raining "is the water wet?" i shoved him and asked "is it wet now?" hes like no, its actually dryer thaan i thought.

i also once said i came from Puerto Rico, then a friend ask "so are you from pandora?" i say "yes, i have a pet toruk-_-" and there like " AWSOME!"

a hippy friend of mine was hugging a tree, another friend came out of nowhere and asked "why you hugging a tree?" my friend said " i dont know! seriosly?! you cant see im a hippy?!?!?!

it was funny

[GingaSnaps]

Where can I buy a vest like that for my dog so I can take it everywhere?

[Sunnydog]

Where can I buy a vest like that for my dog so I can take it everywhere?

*face palm*
I get that one ALL THE TIME... I never tell them where, I tell them it FELONY for impersonating a service dog.

[~Oxxy.~]

the stupidest question i have ever been asked if i had a dog idk why i think its funny he just it randomly i guess lol

[Sanity]

One time a kid came up and asked me if I was a boy or a girl

[christa renz]

About something we had just made using sugar and creamcheese. Sugar 3 to cream cheese 1, pretty much.

'What does it taste like?' My response- 'Sugar.'

[zoomykitty]

Probably when a guy asked me for something I'd NEVER give him in a million years (um . . . I"m not talking about something clean here) and I said no the first time. The dumb thing was when he asked me TWICE.

[EnergyRaptor]

Well, I have a t-shirt with a wolf on, and during a lesson in school,(while I was wearing it) he asked: "Do you like wolves?" Isn't that pretty obvious?? And a bunch of other guys has been asking that when I walk down the corridor..