What's the stupidest question you have ever been asked?

[NinjaKid2000]

I'd probably say the question, "Is that a dog?" when my friend pointed at my fish.
I was also asked. "Is that a Big Blue?" ...and I was holding a Big Red.

[muttonbanana]

there is this kid in my clASS WHO ASKED "will there be any math questions on the math test?"

[CanisCoyote]

pfft so like oner half of the shirts that I own have wolves on them, I talk about wolves (like populations, law changes etc.), I draw wolves all over my papers, I have wolf earrings, ect.

"So... do you like wolves?" You would be amazed at how much I get this. Well duh! I reply with a simple "yes."

Also, being a sixth grader at the time, this was hilarious.

"Are you a virgin?"
"Well duh! I am only twelve stupid!"

The stupidest thing I ever asked was:
"How the heck would you go to north South America? It's either north or south, no in between!"
I was drunk on pop at the time, and I was thinking of South Africa. If they had been talking about South Africa, my question would have made perfect sense.

[steadyasthestars]

My friend asked me on the bus the other day REALLY loudly so everyone could hear; What's Barack Obama's surname? I and I was all like ummmm Obama ? And she was all like oh yeah

[~Firewolf~]

My best friend is well. . .she's an interesting person. Here's a stupid question she asked me:
"Hey Fire, can water float?"

[Please Delete_]

Ok, this might not be very clear but here it goes.

I gave a report to my English teacher, and after she read it she said, "Your spelling is a little off, Are you dyslexic?"

I obviously am
I've had her for English for 4 years and she didn't even notice O.O

[funkycat3]

"Hi Jaz.
....
What's your name again?"


(BTW, my name's Jasmine.)

[HeartOfCoal]

Hmm, stupidest and most annoying question. Well there are two.

1. Why are you so short?
Really? Just really people? I get that 4'11 isn't the average height for a high schooler, but do I honestly need to give you a science lecture? ........ Can you tell I get asked this all to often? And I'm not even that short.

2. (And this one was recently) How do you keep your hair so long?
"Ummmm, I don't cut it?"

[Vur Horston]

Hmm.....

Probably the funniest/stupidest question would be "What color is the sky?"

[Verdana]

pfft so like oner half of the shirts that I own have wolves on them, I talk about wolves (like populations, law changes etc.), I draw wolves all over my papers, I have wolf earrings, ect.

"So... do you like wolves?" You would be amazed at how much I get this. Well duh! I reply with a simple "yes."

Also, being a sixth grader at the time, this was hilarious.

"Are you a virgin?"
"Well duh! I am only twelve stupid!"

The stupidest thing I ever asked was:
"How the heck would you go to north South America? It's either north or south, no in between!"
I was drunk on pop at the time, and I was thinking of South Africa. If they had been talking about South Africa, my question would have made perfect sense.

Being a South African, I could tell you that this still wouldn't have made sense.

I still stick to my theory that 'How did you learn English?' was the stupidest question I was ever asked, on admitting that I am indeed South African. Another good, more recent one, was by one of my teachers: 'Do you have a sister?' Yes, Miss. I do. We have the same registration class. You have been seeing us together for two weeks, you taught her last year and me for two years. I was amazed at how long it took her to figure it out.