What's the stupidest question you have ever been asked?

[BlingBling]

This is simply a horrible question to be asked, but this little 6 year old asked it. Okay, so this little girl, let's call her Hannah, the director's daughter, plays a soldier and bride in our middle school's performance of Mulan Jr. So, I was backstage waiting for my cue, when little Hannah walks up and asks "What does sexy mean?" >.<
I just told her that I had no idea XD

[Mazzie]

Somebody asked me, " What's a bra?" And they were 14 and a girl!!! I was like uhhh, look it up! It was really freaking awkward!

[CaptiveLegacy]

"What are potatoe chips made from?"

>.>
No immediate response to that question, I didnt feel like wasting my air to explain.

[Mazzie]

"What are potatoe chips made from?"

>.>
No immediate response to that question, I didnt feel like wasting my air to explain.

Wow, that's just really pathetic!!

[enen123]

my friend and i where talking about a guy in a book that sailed from china to canada in 1885 and she said "if taking a boat was so bad then why didn't he take a plane or the road?"

[fawnkisses]

My dearly loved classmate, who is a blonde, once said this:
My other friend ; ( talking about a movie ) And he loved this girl, but she had to have a heart transplant, and he gave her his! ;A;
Blonde friend ; OHNO! D: DID HE DIE?! -completely serious-
Me + everyone else ; pffffkhebghb. -headdesk-

And the same girl...we're in an ice cream shop...
Blonde friend ; Why don't they have anything to drink here?! |: A juice, a Coke, anything!
Me ; ...I-It's an ice cream shop.

I love her though.

But, the stupidest question ever, when asked by anyone in the world. " Can I ask you a question ? "

[KoolAid&Cyanide]

"Can you help me with my Spanish homework?"
I got that because I'm part Mexican. Didn't even ask if I could speak Spanish... I can't, but I did their homework anyway and the very few things I know in Spanish are nonsense and not very nice things. They thought it looked good and turned it in. They got in trouble.

It's like how me and my classmate Matthew got wth looks when people found out we were only dyeing pysnaky for the first time a couple weeks ago in art class. Just because we're both, and I quote, "hardcore Ukrainians" doesn't mean we know everything Ukrainian.

Oh, and my friend Hailey was looking after a little three-year-old girl while her (the little girl's) older sibling was playing soccer and the mom was coaching, so they were just over at the park where half the soccer games take place, and a girl about six years old comes up to Hailey and asks "Is that your baby?" We're freshmen. There was also an old man sitting nearby. We told Hailey she should've said yes and seen what the old man's reaction was.

[versicolor]

"What's you Uncle Charlie's name?"

I didn't really respond to that, only the girl was like 8 P:

[Mz. Hyde]

when i fell off te beam at blue skies and someone asked me if
i was ok... HONESTLY... i had smashed my face in and was clearly NOT ok
XDD

[Vur Horston]

Lets see...

I repeatedly get asked: "Can i ask a question?"
My reply is usually: "You already did!"
........