What's the stupidest question you have ever been asked?

[eminachan]

Hey everyone!
This is a really random topic where you post annoying, stupid, ect... questions.
Rant out your frustrations!
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[eminachan]

One of the stupidest questions i have ever been asked is when i was celebrating New Years Day with my buddy (no names ).
After watching the countdown on TV and blah, blah, blah she then asked me:
Whats the date today?

It felt really stupid (yet funny) at the time.

[GingaSnaps]

I get asked this question on a daily basis

But apparently a black and tan dog wearing a bright red vest is confusing. The vest has patches like "service dog" and "don't pet me I'm working"

But I always get this question:

"Is that a service dog?"

have now been responding, "no she's just really early for halloween."

My favorite (bill engvall calls them "here's your sign" awards.)
one is where a guy gets a semi truck stuck under an overpass and the cop goes, "get your truck stuck?" and the truck driver goes, " nope, was delivering this overpass and I ran outta gas."

[fawnkisses]

I was walking with my friends and I yelled "What's blowing?! Dx" and they're like "...uh, the wind?" So I was the stupid question asker...>>;

[Slushie~♫]

Whenever people ask me if am a boy or girl...yes apprently am gender-confused online. -__-;
Thats the one that annoy me the most. DX

[fawnkisses]

Gender confusion annoys me, too. e_e People used to always ask me if I was a chick or dude on dA all the time. I mean, really?

[MiniHorse]

Well... I take chinese classed at night, and well I'm really pale.. Born that way, not like pale pale as a ghost or something, but since I'm this pale(Whitish pale) asomeone asked me at night during chinese school during the break "Are you a ghost?"
Pshhh of course I'm not lol XD

[frogpaws]

1: Okay so I told my friend I'm going to have a new cousin because my uncle is going to marry his mom. So she asks "Is he cute?" And FYI HE is NOT cute...

2: In 2nd grade this kid came up to me and asked me if my name was Coral XD It's LAUREL not Coral!

I've also gotten asked if I was emo by this like 1st grader XD

[June Bug]

When I tell people it's my b-day and they go "no really? when is it?" XD

[Lady]

I was asked if I worshiped Satan once. >,<*

& I'm soooo not joking. One of my neighbors thought it would be hilarious to tell this younger girl on the bus that people that wore any amount of black--in the winter I sometimes wear a black hoodie--believe in Satan. Yeah, well, she was seriously gullible and came up to my locker one day and asked, in a hushed tone, "So... Your one of those satanic people? I never would have thought."

I was like, "omg!" and my friends were laughing a few feet away. She didn't believe anyone, even after we explained it was a joke. Seriously people. *facepalm*