Things That Annoy You (V.40)

[ika;]

I think I need stitches ¬_¬

[breadstick]

Nobody orders from my art shop. -__- I'm ready to give up.

[Daniel]

With the amount of gifts I've given out recently,
I'm a little disappointed that no one has mentioned me on the current 'good trade' thread.

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I saw this guy today.
I turned to the person I was with and said seriously "he looks like the Once-ler"
I let myself down with that one.

[greedling]

Are you kidding me? Hey brother, here's a secret, if you didn't want to watch the dog for another 30 mintues, you shouldn't have got him out of the kennel.
Jesus, it's not rocket science. But instead nope, you come and wake /me/ up for literally no reason at all and then go downstairs to play videogames. I'm really freaking tired of being unable to sleep in, I mean if you sleep to 1pm it's all well and good. But God forbid I sleep past ten without something thinking I'm dead or deciding to wake me up by throwing a puppy on my face.
Brother, throwing a purring kitten by my face is an enjoyable morning. Throwing a puppy who tries to bite my face and pull my hair isn't. Kthanx.

[booty man]

I need to take a shower. :l

[Time.Child]

I can't even explain this feeling...
>.<

[owl eye]

The news anchor keeps looking straight into the camera.'

He's looking into my soul ;n;

[Sen507]

Really, mom? She says I have to go to work with her now. But my laptop's out of charge and I really need to work on something that I'm writing. I have so much muse for it. I might stay as short as two hours but I still can't wait that long to write this, I haven't had muse for this for months.
Also, a little while after I get home my perverted and scary cousins and their just as disturbing parents are coming over, no doubt to beg my parents for money.

[Sharubii]

errgg two nights in a row my dreams are extremely disturbing
not, like, scary
just
disturbing
...
i wonder what they mean

[{lava]

I just got my own room yesterday, but it doesn't help when my cat jumps on my face in the middle of the night. Cat, do you not understand that you weigh about 30 pounds?