Things That Amuse You! Thread Five!

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What amuses me at the moment is that my friend is over at my house for a sleepover; and I know she talks in her sleep, but this was crazy! Last night she was like:

"Oh my cheese pizza that just fell on the floor!"

And I was like: "What?!"

Friend: "Can't breath my tacos!"

Me: "What?!?!"

Friend: "Will you shut up you little turd of a waffle?!"

Me: "What the heck are you talking about?!?!?!?!"

Friend: "Its torture I tell you! Torture!!," ~Long moment of silence~
"Why is that bear chasing my platypus??" ~Another moment~
"NO!! Come back here Perry! I will give you my cheese curls for the rest of you life!"

Me: "Will you take away my horse??"

Friend: "Well DUH you idiot! What else would I do with your ugly pants?!"

And then I got up, and slapped her in the face XD, I LOVE MY FRIENDS!

[Mr. Túsund Føroyskt]

Cleverbot, you amuse me.

User: Beer! Beer!

Cleverbot: Beer your face.

User: I'm awesome. I'm awesome Prussia.

Cleverbot: Well, I have to admit that I'm super jealous of your skills.

User: I'm awesome Prussia, not some stupid joke like Austria.

Cleverbot: Yes that's...awesome.

User: Indeed. Beer! Beer! Beer!

Cleverbot: Sweet. You drunk?

[Callium]

My AP Environmental Teacher passed out last year's free-response questions so we could practice for our exam on Monday. She told us, "If you don't know the answer during the exam, don't leave it blank. At least put something there. The people reading your tests are there for most of the day reading answers for the same question for a whole week straight."

It was the most confusing question I had ever read in my life. I stared blankly at the sheet for a moment and then had an idea.

I drew an enormous panda at the end of a road, breathing fire. It was using bamboo chopsticks to pick up and eat a car, and underneath it, I wrote...

The Endangered Species Act prevents me from moving this panda from its habitat, which is ironically the place where you asked me to put my answer. Sorry, but I have no intention of breaking the law over a free-response question.

My teacher laughed so hard that she cried. My picture is now posted in the middle of the board at the front of the room as a perfect example of how to answer questions you don't know. xD

[In The Darke]

When people say they have a really short wishlist, say 5 pages, and ask me how many I have... And I answer 3 pets XDIt just amuses me too much

[PixiePops]

1) Move Along - All American Rejects.
2) Fall for You - Secondhand Serenade (Haha, I don't think I'll be falling for any zombies xD)
3) If I Had You - Adam Lambert (What they're thinking xD)
4) Need You Now - Lady Antebellum (Somewhat appropriate ^^)
5) Maybe - Sick Puppies
6) So What - P!nk
7) Here Is Gone - Goo Goo Dolls (This is actually pretty good x3)
8) Name - Goo Goo Dolls
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And I did it again c: For the fun of it.
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1) Superman - Five For Fighting
2) So Far Away - Staind
3) Right Here Waiting - Staind
4) Drive - Incubis
5) Through The Glass - Stone Sour
6) Riot - Three Days Grace (I find this one highly entertaining xD)
7) Collide - Dishwalla
8) Broken - Seether ft. Amy Lee (This one is pretty good. :3)
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I just apologized to Cleverbot for breaking it's heart when it asked me to marry it.

Cleverbot's response?

"I don't have a heart. I ate it."

1. Cold case love-rihanna
2. She wolf-shakira
3. Blind- ke$ha
4. Hot- avril lavigne
5. Fly away-black eyed peas
6. Hair-lady gaga
7. One tribe-black eyed peas
8. Smells like funk-black eyed peas

....

Second time

1. Contagious- Avril Lavigne
2. Marry The Night- Lady Gaga
3. My Style- Black Eyed Peas
4. Wait For Your Turn- Rihanna
5. S&M- Rihanna
6. Judas- Lady Gaga
7. Party At A Rich Dude's House- Ke$ha
8. Let's Get Retarded- Black Eyed Peas

[Trollestia]

User: My little pony~.

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

User: Until you shared its magic with me.

Cleverbot: Big adventure.

User: Tons of fun.

Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.

User: Faithful and strong.

Cleverbot: Sharind kindness.

User: It's an easy feat.

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.

User: My Little Pony.

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.

User: Waaaaaaaat.

Cleverbot: Do you learn from me?

User: I...guess.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: I love it here.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: In your mind.

User: Ahhh! GET OUT! GET OUT!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I'm CRAZY!

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I'm not?

Cleverbot: No, you are not.

User: Oh, ok.

Cleverbot: Do you talk to a lot of people?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Good, because you're kind of ugly.

User: Thanks, my self-esteem really needed that.

Cleverbot: You poor thing.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: Why, thank you!

User: What?

Cleverbot: I just thanked you.

User: Why did you thank me?

Cleverbot: Because you answered my question, that's why.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You're lost . You don't say the same thing twice.

User: I am? I don't?

Cleverbot: Don't what?

User: Say the same thing twice.

Cleverbot: Nothing about life is or ever will be is fair!

User: True.

Cleverbot: Haha.

Oh Cleverbot, you so silly! xD

[TwilightStallion]

It is my dad's birthday tomorrow.
Neither him nor I remember how old he is. XD

[IgnoreThisAccount]

OH YES.
ONE SCORE FOR ME.
I managed to get one person interested in an Alice In Wonderland roleplay.
*is excited*

[Mr. Túsund Føroyskt]

I would love to join *rolls eyes exitedly*

[synthwave]

I downloaded a new mod for Minecraft which lets you interact with villagers, and even marry them.

So I'm wandering around a village and talking to random people, who probably think I'm strange because I'm an Enderman in a hoodie that randomly came out of no where. xD