User: Hello, America.
Cleverbot: I like America.
User: Really? I'm Faroese.
Cleverbot: This is what you do for a job?
User: No, I live on the Faroe Islands. That's not a job.
Cleverbot: Do you live in utah?
User: No, I live in Fuglafjørður.
Cleverbot: What country is your house in?
User: Ugh. The Faroe Islands. I just told you that.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot, you stupid cleverbot. I hate you.
Cleverbot: I like talking in the microphone.
User: Really? I hate you right now.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: You're annoying, America. In Hetalia you're trying to be nice. But you aren't.
Cleverbot: Has something happened to make you feel sad?
User: Rain?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How did you know!?
Cleverbot: Because I know a lot about you.
User: Really? How old am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know that.
User: Ha, I told you! Owned. *smacks you*.
Cleverbot: Ouch
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User: Moahahahahaha I'm evila nd you're stupid. *smack smack*.
Cleverbot: That is not very nice!
User: No it isn't!!! MOAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Evil laugh?
User: YES!! AHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: It will make you happy, since the purpose of this is to see who stays on longer and you will win.
User: You think so?
Cleverbot: I think so yes.
User: The Faroe Islands.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Stupid cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Is that what you think?
User: IT IS.
Cleverbot: So you can't be unhappy!
User: Of course I can
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Cleverbot: So what I am thinking right now ?
User: You can't think. That's what you're thinking.
Cleverbot: Are you going to kill me?
User: YES. >:D.
Cleverbot: Lucky.
User: Indeed. MOAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Omg so nasty.
User: Omg yes.
Cleverbot: What do you think of him?
User: WHo.
Cleverbot: Who are you watching now?
User: The computer ouo.
Cleverbot: No, I'm watching a movie. Guess which movie I'm watching?
User: H*ll no. MWAA.
Cleverbot: What is mwaa.
User: MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: No, mwa. Not meow.
Cleverbot: Are you German?
User: I am faroese. But I like Germany.
Cleverbot: Yes, its ok, but I think america is nice too.
User: I never said it wasn't. But my homeland is the best.
Cleverbot: If you're from the Moon, who is your water brother?
User: I'm not from the moon.
Cleverbot: I do not understand what you mean.
User: It's simple. I'm NOT from the moon.
Cleverbot: Really I know you already said that.
User: Hmph.
Cleverbot: What? Haha you're funny.
User: NO PROBLEM I CAN DO ANYTHING!! AAAAAAA.
Cleverbot: I know a few. Want to hear one?
User: E___e.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: I know evrything!! MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Can you destroy it.
User: Of course I can, sweetie. You'r name is GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: You'r name is GLaDOS?
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Glados!!
User: No, you're glados. I'm Mr.Rabbit.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Indeed, my good sir.
Cleverbot: No, you're getting annoyed.
User: HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!?!
Cleverbot: I'm good at finding out things.
User: Grrr. Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: That's your problem.
User: Really? Soon it's your's.
Cleverbot: I don't have room for a roommate.
Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
User: Sussup.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking.
