Things That Amuse You! Thread Five!

[Dragon Reine]

I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk.

...

Seems pretty reasonable. 'Cept I'm too young to drink.

I shot a weirdo 'cause I was high.
.....
Oh God..whyyyy??!

[plum]

I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk.

...

Seems pretty reasonable. 'Cept I'm too young to drink.

I shot a weirdo 'cause I was high.
.....
Oh God..whyyyy??!

I choked on an ipod.. because I was high.

[.Magpie.]

I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk.

...

Seems pretty reasonable. 'Cept I'm too young to drink.

I ate a goat because that's what I do.
xD

Also, my fail trading skills. Apparantly I should've skipped the Pink September for my Winged Blood... oh well. If you don't have to work hard to get something, it's not worth it, eh?

[Panic!]

I have finally discovered the rest of Chicken Smoothie after coming back. Including the art section... me gusta.

[Dragon Reine]

Oh God xD

[Dracanea]

I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk.

...

Seems pretty reasonable. 'Cept I'm too young to drink.

I shot a weirdo 'cause I was high.
.....
Oh God..whyyyy??!

I murdered a weirdo because that's what I do...

O.O

[P o m]

I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk.

...

Seems pretty reasonable. 'Cept I'm too young to drink.

I ate a goat because that's what I do.
xD

Also, my fail trading skills. Apparantly I should've skipped the Pink September for my Winged Blood... oh well. If you don't have to work hard to get something, it's not worth it, eh?

I sang to a ninja because that's how I roll.

[profilegone]

[gay]

Is it possible to laugh and awww at the same time? Because I think I just did.

[exorcism]

No one. I've texted no one in my life.

...Daedric Sword?

HELL YEAH.'

YOU ZOMBIES ARE SCREWED.

FEAR ME.

I haven't texted anyone, so I'm going with PM.

I'm with Vinyl, and I have a shotgun.

I think I shall live.