Things That Amuse You! Thread Five!

[SaladJessing]

I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk.

...

Seems pretty reasonable. 'Cept I'm too young to drink.

"i went out with my best friend Because i am retarded"

i dont have a "best friend" i only have friends none of them are "best"
owo

[riddlestyx]

I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk.

...

Seems pretty reasonable. 'Cept I'm too young to drink.

I fell in love with an iPod because that's how I roll
well, I don't have an iPod, but I do like music |D
Suddenly my very swag avatar agrees with this situation. B3

[Capricco]

No one. I've texted no one in my life.

...Daedric Sword?

HELL YEAH.'

YOU ZOMBIES ARE SCREWED.

FEAR ME.

[Bearcat.]

I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk.

...

Seems pretty reasonable. 'Cept I'm too young to drink.

I Gave my phone number to a banana because that's what i do. :U

[riddlestyx]

No one. I've texted no one in my life.

...Daedric Sword?

HELL YEAH.'

YOU ZOMBIES ARE SCREWED.

FEAR ME.

Since I don't text, I'm going with Skype, so, my friend Zombie (hehheh. irony. eue) and I'd have... hidden-blades. :3

Zombies better watch out. B|

[nightbeat]

I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk.

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Seems pretty reasonable. 'Cept I'm too young to drink.

I gave my number to a homeless guy because your Mom told me to.
Interesting.

[profilegone]

No one. I've texted no one in my life.

...Daedric Sword?

HELL YEAH.'

YOU ZOMBIES ARE SCREWED.

FEAR ME.

Since I don't text, I'm going with Skype, so, my friend Zombie (hehheh. irony. eue) and I'd have... hidden-blades. :3

Zombies better watch out. B|

My partner is my sister and my weapon is that vortex gauntlet thingy from Fable 3.

LETS DO THIS :'l

[Junsui]

I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk.

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Seems pretty reasonable. 'Cept I'm too young to drink.

I choked on a llama because I'm retarded. ;n; Aww. poor llama. Retarded me.

[Queen of Chaos]

No one. I've texted no one in my life.

...Daedric Sword?

HELL YEAH.'

YOU ZOMBIES ARE SCREWED.

FEAR ME.

My friend Caitlin and.... a baseball bat covered in barbed wire. I'm screwed. -okay face-

I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk.

...

Seems pretty reasonable. 'Cept I'm too young to drink.

I gave my number to the computer because the voices told me to.
Wat.

[Capricco]