Moments You'll always find funny...

[chirp.]

Me and my friend were talking on Facebook. We were on our characters' accounts.
Feather Pandora-Shade: You know...
Jessica Meyers: ?
Feather: ...I always wondered why horseraddish was never made an official instrument..
Jess: xD
Feather: Mayonaise I always knew wouldn't make it, but I always had my money on horseraddish.
... Jess: xDDDDDDDDDD
Feather: -sigh- Well, my friend just made $20 today...
Jess: ...by?
Feather: THANKS A LOT, HORSE RADDISH, YOU TUNELESS CONDIMENT.

You know, the same thing happened to me with pickle relish...

Oh, hey, its you. :3 We used to have a combined art shop, I think XD I was -:Kero:- back then, I think. Or maybe I was Crazeh Featherz. I dunno. XD

[Static.]

Nup, not an art shop. Me thinks it was a fan club... for D&D. It died. xD

[cpdoggygirl]

This moment that just happened:
Me: -is reading a random thread on CS- Hey, lis-
Friend: MONSTER HOUSE! o.o -screams at DS-
Me: Shut up. I's not like you're the Pkemon, so just don't freak...oh, wait, you ARE the Pokemon....-headdesk- -goes back to reading thread-

Ah, the joy of Monster Houses in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.....
-flicks Eevee tail and ears nervously-

[ValkyreCain]

Don't yell at me! I clicked the button and it was like, WHOOSH! ~Strange comment from my chem. teacher

[Cirque]

So, my best friend E was telling me a story:

E: I'm not sure whether it was beer or applejuice, but I'm sure it was beer.
Me: E? "I'm not sure whether it was beer or applejuice, but I'm sure it was beer."
E: -Bursts out laughing- Sorry, I had a moment. At least I don't have moments every ten seconds.
Me: I'm just special.

[- ; bonk!]

well heres mine one day i was walking down a dark hall way at school when i saw a tall shadow and i was like OMG SLENDER MAN and went nuts but then it turns out it was my tall janitor then he looked at me like and walked away
the next day in the same hallway i saw it again and i was like come at me slendy take it like a man give me ya best shot then my janitor walk around and looked at me again like then got mad because he tought i was insalting his tall hight
i am never going to forget it now my janitor hates me

[chirp.]

Nup, not an art shop. Me thinks it was a fan club... for D&D. It died. xD

Oh right! XD I remember that...poor thing is rotting o3o

[kishinuma]

I was saying "Sing" to my dog then after 10 minutes and she did not do it i yelled in her ear saying"SING!!!!!!" then she put her nose in my ear and went like"Owoooooooooooo!!!!!" she got her revenge

[starstream<=]

my friend and i were doing a lab in physics.

me: place the magnet at the center of the ruler.
friend: *points at one end of ruler*
me: *blinks* the center.
friend: *points at other end of the ruler*
me: the CENTER.
friend: *points back at the first end*
me: *blinks in utter shock* *points at the middle of the ruler* THE CENTER.
friend: oh! the center!
me: ...........*facepalm*........

lol good times.

[KumyaKuma]

Me: *Lies in the middle of the street* I tell my sister Monica that I'm died
Monica: Looks at me weirdly
Me: Iies in a dramtic position with my tongue halfway hanging out and my eyes closed.
Monica: Puts one foot hardish on my stomache
Me: Starts to sit up saying "Fuc-" and opens my eyes only to notice my nephew was 2 feet away playing in the dirt with his mom near by.
Monica:"Michelle!!!! Travis is near by."
Me: Get up from the street laughing

It was one of those magical moments when the sun was setting and the shadows where long and it was warm and beautiful outside and we where under its spell so that moment seemed really funny and magical.Also we live in a private street and cul-de-sac so their was like no cars.