Moments You'll always find funny...

[PunkRockDinosaur11]

In sunday school:
Teacher: Where do chicks come from?
Girl: Trees!
Everyone: *Stare at her, then start laughing*

XD It was hilarious

[KumyaKuma]

Lol,When my sister monica and I were little (around 7-8ish) we would sometimes shower together we would both wear our bathing suits.

One day Monica and I starting singing songs from Ariel and we both sang on top of are lungs as we washed our hair I turned around and through the glass doors and towel I saw our parents filming ous while we sang.

It wasnt funny at themoment but know I think it is so funny xD

[Wings of Freedom]

i was at a friend's house with some other friends, and we decided to play hide and seek, though were pretty old for that XD i had been found close to last, and we were all searching for linzy. my friend hannah has this really big closet, right? itsso big, you could probably fit 20 people in there. its a bit low, and it reaches really far back. we went to look around in there, after pushing aside some coats, i thought i saw something. it looked like the glint of an eye. i told hannah, and we got a flashlight. we shone it inside, and linzy was sitting there. she had the creepiest look on her face i have ever seen. we all started laughing. it was a pretty fun game.



my brother just told our dog to stop nomping on his sock. and he said it just like that.

[Cirque]

So today, my best friend came over and around lunch, we decided we wanted sandwiches.

[Mine was peanut butter + jelly + nutella]

Me: -Grabs the nutella cap and tries to put it on the peanut butter jar- Oh my gosh, what....? OH. -Realizes it was the wrong cap-
Friend: Did you seriously just try to put the nutella cap on the peanut butter?
Me: MAYBE.
Friend: Only you, Cirque, only you....

[ValkyreCain]

My sister - "Unicorns!"

[dooze]

This boy in my grade said: "I know what you do at night..."
And this is how I responded: "... ... ... Sleep?"

[13thMuse]

A few years ago, back in middle school all the teachers in the grade were called to a staff meeting and put all of us in the auditorium with some weird movie with no plot about monsters. At one point some giant lizard looking thing came to the window and some guy started freaking out, my friend, a couple rows back screamed "Oh look, your wife's home!"

[ValkyreCain]

Just remembered this one:

At a horse show, random truck goes by. Guy in the passenger seat shouts, "Horsey!"

[van]

Today in the car, me and my dad were talking about random band names, like 'the beatles' and 'plain white Ts', etc, and how people could just see a random object like a plain white T or a beatle or something and be like 'thats our band name!'. Then all of a sudden he just yells, so seriousely like some announcer or something;
"And here is MAIL BOX, singing their smash hit, FENCE POST!"

I. could. not. stop. laughing. all day.

[daae]

One time I got rape waxed- eyebrow waxed against my will. So one day we were at the nail salon and my mother was getting a manicure. I was staring at the fish tank near the back- listening to Caramelldanen at full blast on my ipod. All the sudden the sweet little asain lady who does my mother's nails and waxing and occasionally my waxing, comes up to me and puts her arm around my waist. I started freaking out in my head. I usually don't let people touch me andI was being dragged off by some woman I barely knew. Soon the waxing was done and I walked over to my mom.
"You did this!" I hissed- pointing at my pink forehead.
"What? She waxed your eyebrows?"
"I got rape waxed!"
"I thought she asked me if I needed my eyebrows waxed...sorry sweetie..." Of course- she was laughing to death and I was angrily texting my best friend Adam.
'Just got rape waxed'
'Nice...'

I just remembered that when my mom got her eyebrows done today Xp.