Moments You'll always find funny...

[WhiteFang121]

One time at school, there was a new kid called hamish, he was one of those really stuck-up guys who thought they were better than everyone. so one day, i had been feeling really sick at school and i felt like i was going to throw up. i stood up to go to the sink, but ended up throwing up all over hamish!!! i was sent to sick bay and as i was lying there, i heard hamish come down the hall and say "she threw up on me..." and the office lady started laughing!!!! i was smiling for the rest of the day. *sigh*...

best day ever.

[Hammiebillie]

One time, I was walking with my friend (Abigail/ALawliet) and we were totally not looking around or anything so I tripped over this tiny guy with a huge backpack (a freshman ><) and I came tumbeling down the last four steps when I fell "SPLAT" down on the floor right infront of the teacher we had that period. And she just stared at me like "no" >:l and we just ran away into class

[Scoobs]

I have to use crutches in school, since I injured my foot. I have to use the elevator and have my friends help me when I leave for my classes. My one friend, Nick, is kinda afraid of the elevator for some reason xD He's also very bad at trying to be crippled (he likes to use my crutches xD) I was on Facebook complaining about how I have to have a cast, and he decided to post on my status.

Nick: But on the bright side- more scary elevator for me!
Me: Haha, you would see that as a bright side :b
Nick: I know lol Hahhaaa and plus more cripple walking for me too! And mhm I gets to take the elevator tomorrow right?
Me: I guess. Yo, wanna break your leg? I need a cripple buddy, haha.

[Cirque]

So, my mom was driving me to school, and as I looked out the window, I noticed the ground looked wet, like it had rained:

Me: Mom, did it rain last night?
Mom: Wow, you're not the brightest crayon in the box.
Me: Who would want to be the yellow crayon anyways? And did it?
Mom: -Facepalm-
Me: Did it?
Mom: -Sigh-
Me: Answer my question! Did it rain last night?
Mom: Yea
Me: Thank you! See, that was all you needed to say!
Mom: Or you could've remembered your common sense this morning.
Me: Oh shut up, I'm tired.


My friends and I went to a haunted house place where there was a bunch of people in costumes who would come out and scare you. There was also a warning sign out front:

-WARNING-
Do not enter if you have:
Asthma
Heart Problems
/Insert other health issues here
Or if you have:
Mental
Physical
/Insert other issues here
Promblems

Me: I shouldn't be allowed in there.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I have both asthma and mental issues.
Friend: Ahh, true. I think everyone knows you have mental issues, Tally.
Me: True, it's hard not to notice.

[VesVes]

My biggest epic fail moment:

My mom: You're having a grilled chicken patty for dinner tonight.
Me: So it's not grilled?

It took me a while to realize my mistake. XD

[ᴄᴀʀʀᴏᴛᴄᴀᴋᴇ.]

I have a problem with saying "Blah is Blah's brother", so instead I say sister. So we were at a birthday party and we were in the foam pit. My bff asked me if my cousin and her older brother were related. But she didn't know they were. So I said, "Ya, he's her sister."
And guess what!?
He pelted me with foam squares.

[the bad wolf]

Here's a good one-
Teacher- And the answer is?
Class- *Isn't paying attention.*
Teacher- Skiiittles.
Class- Where? *Look up*
Random kid- *Raises hand*
Teacher- Yes?
Random kid-....... I knew the answer... But my brain forgotted it...
Class- *Giggles*
Me- M&mmmmmm's.
Class- Where?

[VesVes]

One time, my Science class had a substitute teacher. This is what happened:

(Names altered for safety)
Sub Teacher: What do you like about your Science teacher?
Jason: He's funny.
Bill: He always has a story for us.
April: He never makes a class boring.
Me: He likes cats.
Bob: He has HANDS!!!
Sub Teacher: Pardon me...hands????
Bob: Yes. HANDS!!! *is waving his own hands*
Class:

[the bad wolf]

Niiiice. Another story-
Me- Have you watched that new clorox commercial with the crows?
Friend- Mhm.
Kid #1- Substitute!
Sub-Hmm?
Kid #1- You need to attendance!
Sub- Ohh. And what's your name?
Kid #1- Billy bob
Class- *Giggles* Nuh unh.... Name is-
Sub- Ok, ok. Can you take this into the office?
Kid #2- *Takes it."
Sub- Now hurry!
Kid #2- You can count on me! *Turns, running into wooden door.*
Class- *Laughs*
Me- Gives the shine in only half the time! Now works on wood!
Class- *Hysterical laughter*

[Noet]

My brother was playing with our dog, Wolf, and Wolf made a noise that sounded just like "Peligro!" [means "danger" in Spanish] and tore off down the hall.

My cat, Tanner, tried to jump through the window when it was closed. I also made him crash into the desk when I said "Hi Tanner" and scared him accidentally.

I was playing with a balloon, jumped on the bed to reach it, and promptly slid off face first onto the floor.