Moments You'll always find funny...

[13thMuse]

My class was watching a bill nye the science guy video (even though it's the last year of jr high =_=) and bill nye was talking about heat and cold and how you can feel the cold of outside in the winter radiating from a window even if it's hot inside and godzilla comes to the window while bill nye was explaining the stuff and whatever and my friend Tia out loud for the whole class to hear "OOH you're wife's home!"

[honeydont]

Well...yesterday 12 kids (including me) from my youth group went to a sculpture garden in Minneapolis (the one with the Spoon and the Cherry. Yeah.) to eat lunch after making sandwiches at the Simpson shelter. Anyways, after we eat, we're wandering around the garden and we see this big red sculpture that looked a bit like a slide. There were a bunch of little kids climbing on it, so we decide to also. So we're climbing up and down on this sculpture, sliding, having a great time, taking pictures. After we get off, we notice a sign that says, "PLEASE DO NOT CLIMB ON THE SCULPTURE." We're all like . Then .

Still at the garden, we discover a sculpture that looked like the red one, only it was brown and had a big swing you COULD get on underneath it. So, all 12 of us climbed on that thing, which started swaying pecilariously. Then, after that, we went across the footbridge over the highway and fed fat squirrels bread. Heading back, we stopped and waved at the cars. Some people waved. Some honked. Some gave us peace symbols. Some ignored us...

Throughout the day, we climbed on numerous sculptures. 'Twas fun.

[ᴄᴀʀʀᴏᴛᴄᴀᴋᴇ.]

For my lit-log a few weeks back, I had to make connections to the book. I was reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, and I was really angry cause I never fought Lord Voldemort(it would be fun). I found this one part where Harry poked himself in the eye with his glasses. I've done that before so I put it down. When I got it back, I looked at it. She put two frowny faces and one smiley face. Guess what?

She put a smiley face by "I poked myself in the eyes with my glasses."
I feel so loved.
And she lives right behind me.

[BadDogAlliance]

here is tree funny things
ok one time I was running to my drama class in another class room off of the main bilding. Well I fell down the stares and everyones like are you ok and I just jumped up and ran the rest of the way to class.Well the next pired I had to go back up stars and I fell up the stars.Lol

Ok next
one time I was running to get to school. I live about a mile away and this little dog followed me barking all the way there then I came out after school and he followed me home.next


I was home alone when my mom called saying you need to go to the bus stop.I ran down to the bus stop. got there and I was not wareing pantes

[Mazzie]

Haha, mine is when my brother(college know-it-all) screams out the window of the car to a lady walking on the side of the rode,"Nice a*s!" And then,all these really fat people kept comin outta khols(no offense to the peeps) and my brother kept calling them"momma chuba-wuba, daddy chuba-wuba, baby cuba-wuba." And then these guys were in their car, and they rolled down their windows and turned the music loud, trying to act all gangsta like, and my bro says holding up a peace sign with his fingers:'Yo, im gangsta, too!" And then the dudes in the other car roll alway going 20 MPH. Literally, lol that night was soo funny, i dont know what happened to him that night, he was just in Mr.Funny guy mode all night!

[Cirque]

We were listening to this voice read about the brain and everything, but it was a robotic voice, so it sounded really weird and the voice tone didn't sound right:

What the voice was supposed to say:
'Don't drink alchohol, take drugs, or smoke.'

What the voice sounded like:
'Don't drink alchohol, take drugs! 8D'

No one heard it any farther, because we had all burst out laughing. The voice had sounded like it was telling us to not drink alchohol, but take drugs instead! xD

[Mazzie]

Haha ^^

[KoolAid&Cyanide]

Ok, so I'm a Junior Lifeguard, and this is my second term. Last term, there was this girl named Taylor who I swim with, and she was lifeguarding too. She's about two years younger than I am. One day, we had shifts at the same time, and she was wearing jeans, which we're not allowed to do unless we're working front desk, which never happens. So she came in the guard room one time while me and Chelsea, the lifeguard I was paired with that day were on break, Taylor came into the room. The conversation went something like this:
Chels: You know you're not supposed to be wearing jeans, right?
Taylor: Yeah, but they're the only pants I have here.
*Bunch of other random stuff happens, then Taylor takes off her jeans.*
Chels: Please tell me you're wearing your bathing suit under that. (We couldn't even see her bathing suit, her JLP shirt was too long)
Taylor: Yeah! *"duh!" face*
Chels: Please, just put some shorts on.
Taylor: I don't have any shorts
Me: I have an extra pair (I always have two extra pairs, except for at the start of last term, I only had one)
Taylor: OK *tries shorts on*
They were way too big on her, it was hilarious. She had to hoist them way up around her waist, and we could've fit litearally three of her in there. So we were all basically sitting there cracking up. It was hilarious. It's one of those "funnier of you had actually been there" moments. You should've seen it.

Also, a couple minutes ago I was jumping around doing my amazing ninja moves, and I fell down a few times. I was completely hyper, and all the extra activity of being an amazing ninja released endorphins, which made me even more hyper. My dad was concerned I was going to hurt my head, so he gave me my sister's bright yellow safety patrol toque. So now I'm sitting here typing in my sweet flourescent yellow ninja toque.

[ᴄᴀʀʀᴏᴛᴄᴀᴋᴇ.]

So tonight at dinner, I was dancing with a fire hat on my head and a tiny umbrella in hand. I was dancing. Here's what happened-
Me: La la la la la la la!
Boo: Don't make that face, you look like a retard.
Me: Sprout, make the face!
Sprout: *makes the face*
Everyone: *laughing*
Me: *jumps up with umbrella and hat, starts dancing*
Boo: Your so... special.
Mom: You look like a retard.
Boo: Ya, you do.
Me: *kicks leg up, knocks garbage can lid off garbage can*
Everyone: *breaks out laughing*
Me: *on the floor, laughing, crying, rubbing toe*
Mom: *gets breath* Even when your dancing your still a clutz!

I'm such a clutz. Did I ever tell you guys I fell down stairs and almost ran into a brick wall?

[Wolvenlied]

I dunno why but the cat failing to jump a baby gate video on youtube cracks me up every time
And I feel real sorry for Burger the cat on youtube, poor kitty he's like: "get that camera outta my face now!"