Moments You'll always find funny...

[threee_e]

I laugh when ketchup farts

[Bennymegi]

I laugh when ketchup farts :)

heehee, farting ketchup, XD

When a guy in my class is talking during math, my math teacher yells very loud " (insert name here)Stop Flirting with the girls!" XD

[VesVes]

Today, in Computers class, someone (Let's call him T) was on Google Earth even though we're not supposed to be.

T: Look at the United States and Hawaii! Hawaii is, like, on the other side of the Earth!
E (person next to him): Um, that's Australia!
Me: Yeah, what you thought was the U.S. is actually Australia upside-down.
T: Uh...I knew that!

Yeah, he was looking at Australia upside-down.

[ClosedAccount]

my brother is in kindergarten which means he's 5 or 6 and i'll tell you about something that happened a few minutes ago

bro:(hits finger on something)ow my finger
me:which finger?
bro:(sticks out the finger he hurt...his middle finger)
me:no!that's not a nice finger
bro:that's what finger do's

[littlebean]

Hee hee thats funny
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Me and my 2 friends where sitting in the computer rooms (they were packed full of people) when someone random called from across the room "HELEN!" So, my friend, being called helen, and being utterly crazy, goes "WHAT, CHIC?"
Of course, the random person is talking to someone else...

[KoolAid&Cyanide]

So, I just realized that today in ELA, almost every conversation we had was related to the f-word. There was this whole recurring conversation about Eminem (he tends to come up in our conversations frequently, just because of the way our teacher is) and how he doesn't have to use the f-word so much and a bunch of other stuff about him. Also, there was this whole thing about how apparently Logan dropped an f-bomb this morning and Mr.K was not impressed. That kind of surprises me actually, because as much of a jerk and weirdo (not that weird is bad, weird is great) as Logan is, he does not seem like the kind of person who swears much. But then again, he didn't seem like the kind of person who would've joined band a couple years ago, and here he is, one of the better trumpet players in our band. But I'm getting offtopic. We were also listening to Dynamite and Logan was convinced it said the f-word in there, so we spent half a class figuring that out and eventually came to a consensus that included Logan and Mr.K's wife and 4-month-old daughter that it said phone. Yeah, it was kinda odd.

Also, a couple days ago in class, William put up his hand and stretched it too far back (he's 6'1", he's got super-long arms.) and hit Suzie, who sits behind him, on the head by accident. Mr.K's line was "Will, that gives a whole new meaning to hitting on somebody!!!" It was great.

[Cirque]

In algebra class:

Teacher: Stop talking when I'm talking! You know what a person is when they interrupt me? It starts with an R.
Class: Retarded!
Teacher: -Facepalm- NO! Rude, people who interrupt me are rude!
Class: -Burst out laughing- OHhhh!!!

[Davy + Aero]

(Names altered for safety)

Recentally at school me and all me friends were sittting at our lunch table. All us girls sat at this table, but that day, Bill decided to sit with us. Now, Bill is one grade down and is... pudgy. So Tina, a girl at the table, asks Bill what he likes best about my other friend, Abby. He immediately looked at her chest. The people who saw him look burst out in laughter, while everyone else is asking "What'd he do?" After the people settle down from their laughing fit, Tina says "I asked Bill what he found most attractive about Abby, and he looked straight at her boobs." Then everyone else starts laughing. Seconds after, Jan asks Abby "Were you looking at his?" Then our table was thunderous with laughter. So much so, that Tina fell out of her seat and another girl spat her drink at another girl. Poor Bil never sat with us again.

Oh my, I nearly peed my pants on that one XD

[hunter172]

Lmao Tally thats amazing!!!
So... this is a little embarrassing, but fairly funny. So yesh.
A= amanda
E= Me
MK= Ms Kobalt

A- *raises hand*
MK- Amanda?
A- Ms. Kobalt, do you wear a booty pop?
E- I was wondering the same thing.
A- I am sure your bottom looks much bigger than yesterday.
MK- Amanda, Elodie, hall now.
the booty pop is padded underwear that makes ur butt look bigger.

it was funnny!

[EpicEquestrian]

I was sitting at lunch with my friends in the cafeteria. The girls were me, my friend 'E', and 'A'. There were two other girls there but they didn't really say anything, so...(Let's just call them that.) Bob was sitting at the edge of the table, right out by the isle, and the other boy, we'll call him 'J', was sitting far by the wall. Now, Bob had long, curly blond hair, just fyi.

Principle: (walking past our table.) Well, hello ladies.
J: *snorts*
Principal: (looking surprised) And a guy...
E: And there's Bob!
Principal: Oh, that's TWO guys!
E: Why, yes. They're both lady's men! xD