Moments You'll always find funny...

[EarthStar]

Ok, well, I just accidently brushed my teeth. O.o Yea, I'm not exactly sure what happened there either, but I used the bathroom and instead of washing my hands I just subcontiously prepared my toothbrush. It wasn't untill I was about to put the brush into my mouth that I realized I didn't want to brush my teeth, I should have washed my hands instead. Needless to say I went ahead and brushed my teeth and everything, but I think I'll try to pay more attention when I'm trying to wash my hands from now on....

[Linsang]

Ok, well, I just accidently brushed my teeth. O.o Yea, I'm not exactly sure what happened there either, but I used the bathroom and instead of washing my hands I just subcontiously prepared my toothbrush. It wasn't untill I was about to put the brush into my mouth that I realized I didn't want to brush my teeth, I should have washed my hands instead. Needless to say I went ahead and brushed my teeth and everything, but I think I'll try to pay more attention when I'm trying to wash my hands from now on....

ILU Earthy. *hugs*

[Graysen]

A couple days ago...

Friends and I: *playing a game where we had to find each other with our eyes closed on an empty old basketball court*
Me: *finds two other friends, has arms linked with others* *starts skipping* We're off to see the Wizard! And maybe run into a pole!
Friends and I: *runs into a basketball-hoop pole* AHH!
Me: *opens eyes* *points at pole we ran into* It's evil, I tell you! D8

Kinda hard to follow... :3

[sivan]

My brother went fishing today and hey came running home.

Bro:Mom!Mom! I caught a big endagerd fish!
Mom:Oh really?
Bro:YA! And I have a hook in my hand It's really deep!!!!!!*Says in a scared kinda voice"
Mom:WhaT? Let me see!*Walks over looks and gasps.*
Bro But the fish was soooo big!

And it goes on and on about go to the hospital! blah bloah blsh.

[Turnabout]

Sitting at the table eating my samich...I wad up my paper towel that I was for some reason carrying around, and throw it at the trash can.
Our stove is right next to our trash can.
On the corner of the stove was our large two-gallon pot for making tea.
Paper towel: *plop*

[daae]

There are four characters to this...
Joe
Adrew
Kellie
and me- Lulu.

This is set in the cafeteria at my school. My table is next to a stage.

All names have been changed-but this is true! X3

Lulu: {{Trying to speak about the best anime EVAH! But is being ignored by Kellie,Joe, and Andrew.}} Well- Haruhi had the cookie in her mouth like dis. {{Puts GF cookie in mouth- but soon takes it out.}} Are y'all listening?
Joe: No!
Kellie:{{To Joe}} FAKE MEXICAN!
Andrew: Best racist comment EVAH!

All but Fake Mexican Joe laugh.

Lulu: {{Tries to redirect the attention to herself-points to the stage}} I never noticed that!
Kellie: I have!
Andrew: Me too!
FM Joe: Whats in your thermos? Vommit?!
Lulu: {{Stares down at jank shepards pie.}} Shut up fake mexican!
Joe: {{Sighs}}
Lulu: {{Points at broken ladder on stage.}} LOOK! A big distracting thingy! It's so... {{Puts hands on cheeks and smooshes face}} DISTRACTING!
Kellie:{{Is drinking her milk and begins laughing. Brown stuff starts leaking from her nose.
Lulu: Uh-Kellie? I think your brain is dripping...
Kellie: It's milk you dumb-bell! {{Continues laughing...}}
Lulu: Eww...
Kellie: I BLAME YOU!
Lulu: {{Hands Kellie a napkin.}}
FM Joe: I'm going to throw up if you dont clean that. {{Gags}}
Lulu: {{Shoves thermos in Joe's face.}} Smell my vommit!
Kellie: {{Laughs harder.}}
Joe: {{Gags more at Lulu's Shepard's Pie.}}

[Adelle]

This was at a pumpkin carving party yesterday.

Youth leader: Why do you have car keys? *Points to my pocket* (I'm still in middle school)
Friend: Yeah, I saw them, and I'm wondering the same thing...
Me: I don't know. Mom gives me the extra of everything, including car keys. My brother's going to be getting his license this year, and even he doesn't have car keys.
Friend: That's kinda funny.
Other girl: Really, you have car keys?
Me: Yeah. Though, I used to have the van keys, and now I have the convertible keys.
Other girl: Oh, so if you like need to escape or something, you can drive away stylin'!

Later...

Me: Yeah, my older brother forgets stuff. I think he forgot to mow the lawn today....
Youth leader: That's probably why you have the extra car keys then...

This is probably the funniest conversation on how I have the car keys. XD A lot of people ask my why, but this is my favorite. XDDD

[paperslit]

I was in year 5 and we were on our way to our school trip on the bus. We were chucking our pacamacs around the bus' when the boy scratched me right next to my eye and it was bleeding... a tiny bit. I made a joke and said

Me: "That's gonna scar ya know Gab!"
Gab: "Stop being pathetic." he replied, rolling his eyes but obviously feeling pretty embarrassed that he hurt a GIRL.

4 years later
Me: "The scar's still here you know Gab."
Gab: "Oh yeeaah!" -tries to poke it but pokes my eye instead-
Me: "OUCH DAM YOU!"

xD

[iRabid Coffee]

My dad was telling me about these European movies he saw..
Dad: You know, the English sense of humor isn't exactly funny..
Me: Yea, but the American sense of humor is dirty.

Or in 5th grade, we read a story about this kid who encounters a mountain lion, it wasn't real, though, and the kid doesn't get hurt or anything:

Me: *Taking test about story*
Test: #3: Why do you think the mountain lion didn't harm Tim?
My answer: Because they never kill the main character in a children's story.

Was it a written test?

Anyways, you know the October cats? Well, I was at a sushi bar last night for dinner, and I was choosing my sushi to eat when I suddenly stopped and yelled "The October cat is wrapped in seaweed like yummy sushi!" I freaked the whole place out and got scolded the two hours home. XD

Omg i al;most peed myself reading these 2

[Cirque]

Friend: People have started calling me the 'Tall Chick'!
Me: Well, people call me the 'Emo Chick' or the 'Crazy Chick'
Friend2: What would people call me?
Me: The 'Short Chick'
Friend2: But I'm not that short!
Me: *Puts my elbow on her shoulder* You're short enough to make a good armrest.