Moments You'll always find funny...

[Ruki Ki]

(Names altered for safety)

Recentally at school me and all me friends were sittting at our lunch table. All us girls sat at this table, but that day, Bill decided to sit with us. Now, Bill is one grade down and is... pudgy. So Tina, a girl at the table, asks Bill what he likes best about my other friend, Abby. He immediately looked at her chest. The people who saw him look burst out in laughter, while everyone else is asking "What'd he do?" After the people settle down from their laughing fit, Tina says "I asked Bill what he found most attractive about Abby, and he looked straight at her boobs." Then everyone else starts laughing. Seconds after, Jan asks Abby "Were you looking at his?" Then our table was thunderous with laughter. So much so, that Tina fell out of her seat and another girl spat her drink at another girl. Poor Bil never sat with us again.

[Devilish]

(Names altered for safety)

Recentally at school me and all me friends were sittting at our lunch table. All us girls sat at this table, but that day, Bill decided to sit with us. Now, Bill is one grade down and is... pudgy. So Tina, a girl at the table, asks Bill what he likes best about my other friend, Abby. He immediately looked at her chest. The people who saw him look burst out in laughter, while everyone else is asking "What'd he do?" After the people settle down from their laughing fit, Tina says "I asked Bill what he found most attractive about Abby, and he looked straight at her boobs." Then everyone else starts laughing. Seconds after, Jan asks Abby "Were you looking at his?" Then our table was thunderous with laughter. So much so, that Tina fell out of her seat and another girl spat her drink at another girl. Poor Bil never sat with us again.

Ahahahaha, that was hilarious XD

[nightbeat]

(Names altered for safety)

Recentally at school me and all me friends were sittting at our lunch table. All us girls sat at this table, but that day, Bill decided to sit with us. Now, Bill is one grade down and is... pudgy. So Tina, a girl at the table, asks Bill what he likes best about my other friend, Abby. He immediately looked at her chest. The people who saw him look burst out in laughter, while everyone else is asking "What'd he do?" After the people settle down from their laughing fit, Tina says "I asked Bill what he found most attractive about Abby, and he looked straight at her boobs." Then everyone else starts laughing. Seconds after, Jan asks Abby "Were you looking at his?" Then our table was thunderous with laughter. So much so, that Tina fell out of her seat and another girl spat her drink at another girl. Poor Bil never sat with us again.

LMAO XD That's just too funny.

[supercrown]

(Names altered for safety)

Recentally at school me and all me friends were sittting at our lunch table. All us girls sat at this table, but that day, Bill decided to sit with us. Now, Bill is one grade down and is... pudgy. So Tina, a girl at the table, asks Bill what he likes best about my other friend, Abby. He immediately looked at her chest. The people who saw him look burst out in laughter, while everyone else is asking "What'd he do?" After the people settle down from their laughing fit, Tina says "I asked Bill what he found most attractive about Abby, and he looked straight at her boobs." Then everyone else starts laughing. Seconds after, Jan asks Abby "Were you looking at his?" Then our table was thunderous with laughter. So much so, that Tina fell out of her seat and another girl spat her drink at another girl. Poor Bil never sat with us again.

Ahahahaha, that was hilarious XD

I know, XDD
BWAHAHA |D

[Ruki Ki]

It was very very funny. All the other tables were looking at us like we were deing.

[VesVes]

When my mom decided to give my dad a Sham-Wow for his birthday. XD I can't wait for him to open it tomorrow.

[Skogkatt]

When I got a human body book for my birthday and almost threw i across the room because of the pictures o3o lol

[Cirque]

My friends and I were walking during p.e. today, and one of them's short, so I was resting my elbow on her shoulder, and then she tried using me as an armrest:

Me: You make a good armrest.
Friend: *Tries to rest her elbow on my shoulder* You're too high.
Me: That sounds like I'm on drugs.
Friend: .. xD Are you?
Me: Nooo...
Friend 2: Maybe...
Me: Maybe..possibly...
Friend: Probably.
Me: None that you know of.
All of us: xD

-I'm not, really. We were just joking around. xD

Once were running for p.e., and I started hallucinating, I thought there was a butterfly, luckily, no one was around me:

Me: Oh look, a butterfly!
Butterfly: *Keeps flying*
Me: *Watching butterfly* Where did that come from?
Butterfly: *Starts to fade*
Me: Wh-why are you fading?
Butterfly: *Dissapears*
Me: D: Butterflyy!
Butterfly: *Reappears somewhere else*
Me: 8D Yay!
At that time I started running, and the butterfly disappeard, but my hallucination was pretty amusing xD

[Static.]

Random moment of awesomeness. I am referred to as 'Bob'.

Jessica: -Walks-
Me: -Walks-
Jessica: -Pushes me from behind- Run, Bob, Run!
Me: -Is forced into running- Stop! Oh, have mercy, please!
Jessica: -Rams me into a tree-
Me: Owwww . . . What the heck was that for??
Jessica: Not my fault. I had my eyes closed.
Me: And why did you have your eyes closed?
Jessica: I dunno
Me: Jess, I swear . . .

[-Necrofantasia-]

Me: *sleeping*
Little sister: *knocks on my door and runs away*
Me: *awake and angry* 'if she dose tha again...'
LS (little Sister): *throws the door open and runs*
Me: "O_o ..." *after a moment of thought* "Hehehe..." *hides behind theopen door*
LS: *walks in* "Time to get up..." *looks at the bed* "???"
Me: *sneeks out from behind the door* "RRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
LS: "AAAWAAAAAA! I hate you!"
Me: "Hehe. :3"