by zadok. » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:57 pm
The news.
It's not serious, ever. I need a place to go to hear about serious issues, to know what's going on in the world, and get away from all the dumb shows with their lame puns and bad acting.
But what do I get from the news? I get to hear "witty banter" between the news reporters that way I'll "feel connected" with them so the channel gets higher ratings. I get to hear the same story twenty times because, APPARENTLY, they ran out of news to report. Oh, and that story they've told over and over? Something closely related to a little girl saying hi to a dog and getting a response that sounds similar to "hello." (made up story, btw.)
If I wanted to hear a dog speak, I'd look it up on YouTube. If I wanted to "like" you on Facebook, I would have a long time ago.
Nyer.
I feel like in another hundred years, the news reporters will be in bikinis and speedos playing volleyball while talking about a party they went to last weekend.
...I haven't slept yet. I get cranky when I don't sleep.