The last text you got says...

[syl;]

"ok so i'm trying on a dress so tell me what you think of it i'll send u pics"

[dogbrain]

Absolutely A+ (heart-eyed emoji).

my aunt responding to my mom's lovely gift from my dad. c:
trust me, they're not lovely all of the time ...

[<littleparrot>]

"Where's your retainer?"

from my mom, who's adamant about keeping my teeth straight =_=

[baestille]

can you pick me up a pastry at panera u owe me thanks

[p e a c h y]

"I will"

Yes. Yes you will.

[demonomon]

"I didn't watch long cause my internet was bad that day but it was cool lol"
Was talking to a friend about a game he watched me play.

[Eevee.]

"Oh look another alligator..."

my friend is currently in Florida for winter break and randomly sent me that after saying they were in her backyard

[:Joey:]

"Well when World War 3 happens and I get drafted, you know I'll come back to you, can't kill a Marine Viking like me."

My ex Marine, Viking Biker <3
Trumps going to send us directly into WW3.
Americas dead to me now.

[Rem.]

''THANKS"

Was wishing my friend a happy birthday.

[EndlessNightmare]

"oh grab some pizza on your way here and don't forget the ice cream && please don't forget the candy"

was going to a friends for a movie night... it was my turn to buy the snacks