The last text you got says...

[★ nirvana,]

"do you want a cappuccino?"

[emoji movie]

"I don't know, sometimes when you're friends with a duck, your soul kinda splits... and you can do 2 things at a time. Like do homework and watch anime.

[wut]"

Now you know why I'm so weird.

[Rifka]

"I don't know, sometimes when you're friends with a duck, your soul kinda splits... and you can do 2 things at a time. Like do homework and watch anime.

[wut]"

Now you know why I'm so weird.

You didn't know this?
I thought the whole duck soul-splitting thing was common knowledge.

"NOW IMAGINE MY JAW DROPPING AND EVERYTHING (MILK INCLUDED) FALLING OUT OF MY MOUTH"
*shuts off phone*

[LadyGalleth]

" I guess she did move. It sounds like it... Poor Kaleigh...."

From my best friend after another friend of our's mom died.

[ChristmasDragon]

I was wondering how to spell mall

[.holly999.]

I have donuts

I ended up eating them all ;^;

[doge fruit]

Do you think a robotic unicorn can have a baby?

It was an argument that is still untold

[Khrusolophos]

"When ya friend got gum:
"

(Sent me the link to the gif, just put it in the img brackets)

[Lycancore]

"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chocolate's better!"

heh Pocky

[bast,]

"Can you work tomorrow at 11?"

my boss doesn't have set schedules. kinda annoying but w/e