„I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous”
See you in the hospital! Now how dangerous does that sound? I mean, having a face that's cut in half and losing your eyes for the sake of scissors. Everyone's going to admire you for your courage.
„2+2=6. I rock at math”
Bravo.
„Rawr means 'I love you in dinosaur''”
I know dinosaur better than you and it doesn't, trust me. It means either "I'm hungry" or "you look tasty", depending on the pronouncation.
...honestly, I just don't understand all these "funny" sayings. =/
---
Also the entire Shima Longtail hype out of absolutely nowhere.














